Robin Williams World Peace Plan.
The Actor Robin Williams recently made a speech where he said, 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So here is my plan.'
1. The U.S. will apologise to the World for the 'interference' in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein and the rest of the 'good old boys' and we will never interfere again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East and the Philippines. We would station our troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal. France will welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need more cab drivers or Bi-Low cashiers.
5. No foreign students over age 21. The older ones are bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6. The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing nations $10 a barrel for oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastophe in the world, we will not 'interfere'. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most, get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the U.N. to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is English....learn it.....or leave.
Now is'nt that a winner of a plan ?