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[central_angie]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Central_angie's DiseaseCause:computer virusSymptoms:excessive restlessness, dizziness, face swelling, blindnessCure:cryogenic freezing until science catches up

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angie!

1. There are 336 dimples on Angie.
2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Angie!
3. New Zealand was the first place to allow Angie to vote!
4. If you kiss Angie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
5. In Japan, Angie can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
6. If the annual Australian Angie crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
7. Angieocracy is government by Angie.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is Angie.
9. South Australia was the first place to allow Angie to stand for parliament!
10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Angie.