we put the 'fun' in dysfunctional
-on getting a ride out to my moms house, my step sister goes east on 64 instead of west, so rather than just waiting for the next exit to turn around, she slams on her breaks on the freeway, possibly killing a couple of people, just so she can go through one of those cop turn-arounds that are specifically marked "NO U-TURN." she passes it though, and her boyfriend tells her to just "go through the grass." this is at the apex of rush hour mind you. she proceeds to roll down her window and cuss at people that honk at her, and after waaay to long just posting there, she pulls back onto the highway.
-my mom cooked dinner for ten people, most of them being my sisters' friends, the huge,crazy, german town sort. they proceed to tell me how they beat the fuck out of a bunch of football players that jumped my youngest sister's boyfriend. this is the same boyfriend who went into a party full of people he didnt even know and mashed some dude up because he pushed my sister. i love him already.
-and of course, the government-paid-for groceries are the shit. your tax dollars at work have taken the form of morning star vegan barbecue wings in my freezer. thanks, fuckers.
-my mom cooked dinner for ten people, most of them being my sisters' friends, the huge,crazy, german town sort. they proceed to tell me how they beat the fuck out of a bunch of football players that jumped my youngest sister's boyfriend. this is the same boyfriend who went into a party full of people he didnt even know and mashed some dude up because he pushed my sister. i love him already.
-and of course, the government-paid-for groceries are the shit. your tax dollars at work have taken the form of morning star vegan barbecue wings in my freezer. thanks, fuckers.