From Blue-Eye's friend jon_r_meyers
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
A girl can never have enough.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
This girl doesn't need much. You can't improve something as drop dead gorgous as I am.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
Please, anything less then an hour is simply some bullshit bastard trying to rush me.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
Hell no, that shit dries out my lips.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
No that's nasty.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
No, that's what I got the boys for.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Red what other color could it be.
08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
Come on, why pay like that when someone will steal it for me?
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG?
No those are so lame.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
All tiger stripes and leather.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
As many as I want.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Hell yes. How can one be as hot as I am and forget their hands.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
It's a once a week essential.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
What woman doesn't? Maybe that barbarian of a woman that bastard Plissken has around doesn't but she's unpolished just like him.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Damn, like heaven.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
Now baby, I got my own boys to do that for me. I don't even have to leave my apartment.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Like I said I don't have to go out when they'll come to me.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
At times.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
A girl's gotta do what ever makes her too damn hot for words.
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
Shoes how lame. This girl's got a closet full of boots.
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Gold christian Dior's with spike heaels.
22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
For good boots that'll barely get you a good pair of leathers.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
All the time baby.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Hell, I out run the cops in them.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Only the best but really why shop when they are brought to me.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Yeah.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
whatever's the best style of the season.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Price is not an issue.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
Hell they deliver to my door.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Of course.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
No, damned lame 70's bullshit.
32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
More then I can count.
33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
You'll have to come and see if you want to know.
34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
Hell, who wants to be a trashy, whining princess bitch anyway?
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
Not enough.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
Yeah.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
Shorter the better but I prefer dresses.
38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
Do you think I stay this drop-dead without them?
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
Of course.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Like that's tacky ass bullshit.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
No, my eyes are perfect without it.
42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Why would I get down there when someone else would?
43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
Yeah, even with all the following a girl's gotta be able to take care of herself.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
Not yet.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Hell Yeah.
A girl can never have enough.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
This girl doesn't need much. You can't improve something as drop dead gorgous as I am.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
Please, anything less then an hour is simply some bullshit bastard trying to rush me.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
Hell no, that shit dries out my lips.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
No that's nasty.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
No, that's what I got the boys for.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Red what other color could it be.
08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
Come on, why pay like that when someone will steal it for me?
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG?
No those are so lame.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
All tiger stripes and leather.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
As many as I want.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Hell yes. How can one be as hot as I am and forget their hands.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
It's a once a week essential.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
What woman doesn't? Maybe that barbarian of a woman that bastard Plissken has around doesn't but she's unpolished just like him.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Damn, like heaven.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
Now baby, I got my own boys to do that for me. I don't even have to leave my apartment.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Like I said I don't have to go out when they'll come to me.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
At times.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
A girl's gotta do what ever makes her too damn hot for words.
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
Shoes how lame. This girl's got a closet full of boots.
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Gold christian Dior's with spike heaels.
22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
For good boots that'll barely get you a good pair of leathers.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
All the time baby.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Hell, I out run the cops in them.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Only the best but really why shop when they are brought to me.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Yeah.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
whatever's the best style of the season.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Price is not an issue.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
Hell they deliver to my door.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Of course.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
No, damned lame 70's bullshit.
32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
More then I can count.
33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
You'll have to come and see if you want to know.
34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
Hell, who wants to be a trashy, whining princess bitch anyway?
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
Not enough.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
Yeah.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
Shorter the better but I prefer dresses.
38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
Do you think I stay this drop-dead without them?
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
Of course.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Like that's tacky ass bullshit.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
No, my eyes are perfect without it.
42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Why would I get down there when someone else would?
43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
Yeah, even with all the following a girl's gotta be able to take care of herself.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
Not yet.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Hell Yeah.