hmm
Well, as usual, nobody wanted to go see a movie or anything...
so tomorrow i get to go to SUPERnerdcon 9/18/04 because somebody's paying for me to play on their team in the big tournament for Magic: the Gathering (pokeman to all you generalizers out there).
and now that i think about it, my headache is gone.
klickety klickety klack!
a black lady told her kid to "get out of the white boi(me)'s way" today. i wanted to kick her ass back to pseudo-africa. i say pseudo because she was probably born here, not there.
Chris M.: So did anyone waste any money on Hero yet?
Jay Webb: Yeah, actually, I did. And for your information it was an excellent movie.
Chris M.: It didn't have enough of a story. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was much better.
Jay Webb: I'm sorry, did you just compare it to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Because that's like comparing
Hope Floats to Star Trek 5.
(10 seconds of silence)
me: Well it was...
(everybody but Jay): *cracks up*
me: Unless you think otherwise-
Jay Webb: Well actually, Hope Floats was much better because that movie can get you laid, whereas Star Trek 5
won't. Any girl would be like *high voice* "Is this the one with the whale?" *low voice* "no"
*high voice* "well you aren't getting any tonight"
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so tomorrow i get to go to SUPERnerdcon 9/18/04 because somebody's paying for me to play on their team in the big tournament for Magic: the Gathering (pokeman to all you generalizers out there).
and now that i think about it, my headache is gone.
klickety klickety klack!
a black lady told her kid to "get out of the white boi(me)'s way" today. i wanted to kick her ass back to pseudo-africa. i say pseudo because she was probably born here, not there.
Chris M.: So did anyone waste any money on Hero yet?
Jay Webb: Yeah, actually, I did. And for your information it was an excellent movie.
Chris M.: It didn't have enough of a story. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was much better.
Jay Webb: I'm sorry, did you just compare it to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Because that's like comparing
Hope Floats to Star Trek 5.
(10 seconds of silence)
me: Well it was...
(everybody but Jay): *cracks up*
me: Unless you think otherwise-
Jay Webb: Well actually, Hope Floats was much better because that movie can get you laid, whereas Star Trek 5
won't. Any girl would be like *high voice* "Is this the one with the whale?" *low voice* "no"
*high voice* "well you aren't getting any tonight"
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