The Girl On The Train

[cenire]

So yesterday when I get on the train, this girl (woman?) follows me and sits down right next to me, in an otherwise empty car, on a three-seater. This strikes me as a little bit odd, but I keep doing my freelance surveys and attempt to look professional while curled up in a pretzel shape on the chair. She reads InStyle

Comments

[laporteviolette]

Stare at her.

say "hey."

Then make a voodoo doll of her and poke its eyes out.

[cenire]

HAHAHA.

I think I like that solution best of all.

Now I almost wish I was going to the city tomorrow.

[laporteviolette]

leave it to me, to think of something evil.

oh, and I saw the first bag of cadbury minieggs at cvs two days ago.

[lenorajane]

"oh, and I saw the first bag of cadbury minieggs at cvs two days ago."

Am I crazy, or is it still January?

[laporteviolette]

Yes, it's January, and soon it will be April, and then the end of your life, so hurry up and buy some minieggs, because you'll die soon and have really missed out!

[cenire]

ooh! I'll have to buy a mini bag next time I'm there just for taste-testing. CVS also has those LOTR and Harry Potter valentines, and since I'm a total dork I can pretend that they just fell into my basket along with the chocolates. mmmmm.