ATTACKED!
Ladies, if you have a Cat you might know what I'm going through...
/rant
So, there I am lying in bed almost asleep when Puss decides its bedtime also and jumps up on the bed. From there she gets on my chest and apparently decides to play dance dance revolution on my ta-tas!!! Yeah I'm not going lie, I definately wanted to cry. So I push her off and she settles herself back on me and gets comfy. All is going well when she decides to start kneading me with her claws again in the chesticle region. I am not a happy camper. I think Puss Shitten (thanks for the idea on that one Mom!) is a hater! When I'm in the tub she will barge right in the bathroom and be all like "You can't close the door on me, I'm the cat of this house meow meow!" So I'll be like "Ok whatever" Well then after a while even though she KNOWS where I am she be like "Meow! Meow! Where are you, pet me now meow!" So I look at her and say "Puss, I'm right here in the tub you retard." The she does THE LOOK and will put her paws on the edge of the tub and say to me with a single look: "What in God's green earth are you doing in that? Pet me now you insolent wench!" So I pet her for a bit until she gets bored and goes and ignores me but remains in the room. After a few minutes pass she be all like "Meow, Where the HELL are you, Meow! Woa is me, meow! The world is ending, Meow!" And again I'll be like "Puss...I'm still here" So she comes back over to the tub and will give me a slight quizzical look saying: "How curious! Whenever did you decide to hop in there? No matter, I forgive you now pet me pleazzzzzze?" And I'll reach out and pet her, and then she'll bite me and say "Tricked you there didn't I b*tch? Bwahahaha" And proceed to saunter her way out of the bathroom. Now Puss is normally a totally awesome cat, but I think I need to keep the squirt bottle a little more handy!
/end rant
My rendition of Puss that I found from one of my fave animes: Azumanga Daioh:
Needless to say I'm awake now...
In other news, I need to make an update on the Star Wars game that I'm gaming in so more to come later!
/rant
So, there I am lying in bed almost asleep when Puss decides its bedtime also and jumps up on the bed. From there she gets on my chest and apparently decides to play dance dance revolution on my ta-tas!!! Yeah I'm not going lie, I definately wanted to cry. So I push her off and she settles herself back on me and gets comfy. All is going well when she decides to start kneading me with her claws again in the chesticle region. I am not a happy camper. I think Puss Shitten (thanks for the idea on that one Mom!) is a hater! When I'm in the tub she will barge right in the bathroom and be all like "You can't close the door on me, I'm the cat of this house meow meow!" So I'll be like "Ok whatever" Well then after a while even though she KNOWS where I am she be like "Meow! Meow! Where are you, pet me now meow!" So I look at her and say "Puss, I'm right here in the tub you retard." The she does THE LOOK and will put her paws on the edge of the tub and say to me with a single look: "What in God's green earth are you doing in that? Pet me now you insolent wench!" So I pet her for a bit until she gets bored and goes and ignores me but remains in the room. After a few minutes pass she be all like "Meow, Where the HELL are you, Meow! Woa is me, meow! The world is ending, Meow!" And again I'll be like "Puss...I'm still here" So she comes back over to the tub and will give me a slight quizzical look saying: "How curious! Whenever did you decide to hop in there? No matter, I forgive you now pet me pleazzzzzze?" And I'll reach out and pet her, and then she'll bite me and say "Tricked you there didn't I b*tch? Bwahahaha" And proceed to saunter her way out of the bathroom. Now Puss is normally a totally awesome cat, but I think I need to keep the squirt bottle a little more handy!
/end rant
My rendition of Puss that I found from one of my fave animes: Azumanga Daioh:
Needless to say I'm awake now...
In other news, I need to make an update on the Star Wars game that I'm gaming in so more to come later!