For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six iPods a-playing
Five Golden Girls
Four calling secret admirers
Three French tourists
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?