Breaking News: My Job, I Quit It

[cemeterygates]

After months of miscommunication and frustration, my job and I are parting ways. I have never quit a job after being there so briefly (only two years!) but it was time to go. I love the company and the people, and the compensation package is unparalleled, so it was a hard decision, but my boss (who is an accountant by day and a cop by night)

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[onceupon]

Sounds like this was exactly the right time to do this. I am glad you won't have to handle that stress anymore.

[cemeterygates]

Thank you! And congratulations on handing in your manuscript, omgz!

[tisana]

Congrats on doing what felt right.

Wait, some places give compensation packages if you quit, as opposed to getting laid off? Huh.

[cemeterygates]

No I mean the benefits package when you work here is awesomesauce...

[sarahcoyne]

holy shit.
good for you. honestly.
aaaaaaaaaand i'm pretty sure you can retire on fresh bread and cinnamon rolls so you should be all good.

take me with you.
(mostly kidding)

[cemeterygates]

I get FREE PIE, so invite me to your parties!

[couchtiger]

Does that come with free muffin perks? That would be the hots.

[cemeterygates]

Free nom noms and coffee! Best benefit ever. Who needs a 401k?

[couchtiger]

Who knows, muffins just might be the economic currency of the future. In which case, your 401k could easily be maxed out FAST.

[adr0ck]

good luck! here's to new beginnings. and free baked boods.