Jinxed
I'm sorry. I really am. It's my fault. That's a lot of weight to bear, but its true. I jinxed the election. Its my fault Trump got in. I, in my vanity, drew a picture of Hillary Monday night in her pantsuit, with her arm raised and a hammer in hand, glass shards all around her. It was wildly stupid of me to do so, and I apparently brought the wrath of the god's down on her. So today, because of my carelessness, my need to make somethign I could put on Facebook, today we are stuck with an orange playboy with visions of grandure and revenge. I am truly sorry.