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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2009/07/alabama_bans_wine_with_naked_n.html?ft=1&f=103943429

Alabama Bans Wine With Naked Nymph On Label



By Frank James

Alabama doesn't want any images of naked flying nymphs hanging off bicycles on the labels of wine bottles sold in the state and that's just the way it is.