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urbandictionary scavenger hunt.
1. Your Name: kristin
a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on.
i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin.
2. Your Age: 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3. One Of Your Friends: darrick
To make a large sum of money
4. What You Should Be Doing: cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent
5. Your Favourite Colour: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6. Your Birthplace: tennessee
Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.
7. Last Person You Talked To: boyfriend
Non-essential male counterpart. However, with the aid of a magical diamond attached to a golden ring, the boyfriend may transform into a more revered creature named "husband."
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: strawberry banana juice
Two fruits that, when combined, become the most bad ass superfruit ever.
9. Your Nickname: kris
Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
10. Someone you miss: madeleine!
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone loves to hate & hates to love, that's why she's a legend.
4. A girl with an awesome rack.
5. The girl all the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Madeleine.
(no shit, that's seriously one of the entries for your name)
1. Your Name: kristin
a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on.
i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin.
2. Your Age: 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3. One Of Your Friends: darrick
To make a large sum of money
4. What You Should Be Doing: cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent
5. Your Favourite Colour: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6. Your Birthplace: tennessee
Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.
7. Last Person You Talked To: boyfriend
Non-essential male counterpart. However, with the aid of a magical diamond attached to a golden ring, the boyfriend may transform into a more revered creature named "husband."
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: strawberry banana juice
Two fruits that, when combined, become the most bad ass superfruit ever.
9. Your Nickname: kris
Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
10. Someone you miss: madeleine!
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone loves to hate & hates to love, that's why she's a legend.
4. A girl with an awesome rack.
5. The girl all the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Madeleine.
(no shit, that's seriously one of the entries for your name)