Young boys CAN kiss well...
Yep, another young one. 24 this time... barely though... Yes, I did check his ID and he turned 24 about 2 1/2 weeks ago. Anyhow, he's a traveling salesman (seriously) and is in town for the week, so this may be fun. Time will tell, won't it? He is a cute young thing and I'm so glad he has a short expiration date!! LOL. Otherwise, I just might need to refer to the "How to be/act like a lesbian" list we came up with last week to fend off the not-so-welcome advances of another person.
So as promised, here is what we (me, Heather, Sarah, Keri and (just)Nate) came up with so far (please feel free to add/modify): (In no particular order)
1. Look like you want to make out (with another girl)\
2. Ignore everyone else.
3. Don't compliment purses.
4. NO girly drinks... in martini glasses... OK, just drink beer, preferably out of the bottle
5. When at karaoke, sing only angry and/or stalker songs. *** Update: Less angry, more k.d.lang, meredith brooks, melissa etheridge, etc.
6. Compliment flannel.
7. Everything sports.
8. Wet t-shirts and trampolines (courtesy of Heather)
9. Don't take bathroom breaks in pairs, packs, groups, etc.
10. Never lick a bottom of a drink... or anything.
***Update:
11. Wear only musky (not fruity or floral) perfume... if you wear it at all.
12. Discuss or show off your power tools
13. Flaunt your Home Depot credit card and/or UHaul frequent renter card.
14. Talk incessantly about Lillith Fair
15. Firm, aggressive handshake.
From justnate:
1. Wear jeans with no defined butt.
2. Do not pluck (or shape) your eyebrows.
3. Some portion of your hair should be shaved (or very short)... mullet?
4. Wear Dickies.
5. Attach a chain to your wallet and/or keys and attach to pants
6. Sport shoes or "monkey" boots
OK, gotta sign off (I'm tired now). Love to all of you and have a great week!!
So as promised, here is what we (me, Heather, Sarah, Keri and (just)Nate) came up with so far (please feel free to add/modify): (In no particular order)
1. Look like you want to make out (with another girl)\
2. Ignore everyone else.
3. Don't compliment purses.
4. NO girly drinks... in martini glasses... OK, just drink beer, preferably out of the bottle
5. When at karaoke, sing only angry and/or stalker songs. *** Update: Less angry, more k.d.lang, meredith brooks, melissa etheridge, etc.
6. Compliment flannel.
7. Everything sports.
8. Wet t-shirts and trampolines (courtesy of Heather)
9. Don't take bathroom breaks in pairs, packs, groups, etc.
10. Never lick a bottom of a drink... or anything.
***Update:
11. Wear only musky (not fruity or floral) perfume... if you wear it at all.
12. Discuss or show off your power tools
13. Flaunt your Home Depot credit card and/or UHaul frequent renter card.
14. Talk incessantly about Lillith Fair
15. Firm, aggressive handshake.
From justnate:
1. Wear jeans with no defined butt.
2. Do not pluck (or shape) your eyebrows.
3. Some portion of your hair should be shaved (or very short)... mullet?
4. Wear Dickies.
5. Attach a chain to your wallet and/or keys and attach to pants
6. Sport shoes or "monkey" boots
OK, gotta sign off (I'm tired now). Love to all of you and have a great week!!