Friendship

[celticmuse]

A Friendship Promise

When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry
bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -
I will know you got laid.

When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it
could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused -
I will use little words.

When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.

Remember:

A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.