but its gone too far...
i had a very violent dream last night...i dreamt i was somehow mistaken for the bride (uma thurman)...and elle driver (daryl hannah) ran into me at bill's hacienda...we fought for a while using quarterstaves apparantly...and i somehow leapt up onto the balcony to escape her...i started yelling down to her that she was making a mistake--i wasnt who she was looking for--and i didnt want to have to kill her...she should just walk away...i was pleading with her...then she saw the knife i had--it was more of a butcher knife with a more rounded edge...and hers was a sharp pointed carving knife...so she came up the stairs to me...and i refused to make the first move--i kept telling her she was making a mistake...and she lunged at me and stabbed me in the stomache...but she didnt get very deep--and it didnt really hurt...
the rest happened in slow motion...i looked up at her and thought to myself "she leaves me no choice now"...and i stabbed her in the stomache twice, once in the back, and once more in the chest...i did it so fast--there was no blood...then i gave her a mercy stab in the throat to put her out of her misery...and left before her body had time to react and bleed...it was weird--it was like second nature--and i had an inferior weapon too...hers was much sharper--and she barely cut me...and i responded in a split second with 5 lethal hits before her body could bleed...
after that i got the hell out of there--and as i was leaving a servant was walking in--some spanish guy--whom i then heard screaming in his native tongue...i high-tailed it to wildwood apparantly...and came across my brother and sister as people were taking shelter from a storm that was on its way to the boardwalk...(but the boardwalk was more like a strip mall on sand)....anyway, as i was walking with them, i came to the realization that no one was going to come after me...elle driver was an assasin...whos going to avenge an assasin...the authorities would probably figure out it was me...and i was an assasin as well...who would willingly chase after such an efficient killer?....
my analysis: i was born to be an assasin...
(p.s. we're going to new york tomorrow...i should watch the tonys before i get to new york and read "tony award winning musical" on people's marquees...lol)
the rest happened in slow motion...i looked up at her and thought to myself "she leaves me no choice now"...and i stabbed her in the stomache twice, once in the back, and once more in the chest...i did it so fast--there was no blood...then i gave her a mercy stab in the throat to put her out of her misery...and left before her body had time to react and bleed...it was weird--it was like second nature--and i had an inferior weapon too...hers was much sharper--and she barely cut me...and i responded in a split second with 5 lethal hits before her body could bleed...
after that i got the hell out of there--and as i was leaving a servant was walking in--some spanish guy--whom i then heard screaming in his native tongue...i high-tailed it to wildwood apparantly...and came across my brother and sister as people were taking shelter from a storm that was on its way to the boardwalk...(but the boardwalk was more like a strip mall on sand)....anyway, as i was walking with them, i came to the realization that no one was going to come after me...elle driver was an assasin...whos going to avenge an assasin...the authorities would probably figure out it was me...and i was an assasin as well...who would willingly chase after such an efficient killer?....
my analysis: i was born to be an assasin...
(p.s. we're going to new york tomorrow...i should watch the tonys before i get to new york and read "tony award winning musical" on people's marquees...lol)