Hahahaha!!

Nov 11, 2004 21:00

I just remembered something that happened to me last saturday. I was just watching tv and minding my own buisness when my phone starts ringing, of course I go to pick it up. Well, when I do.. I hear this guy grunting and groaning and I realized he was masterbating. with my hand over my mouth and trying so hard not to laugh I listen closer and I hear a porno being played in the back ground. And whenever I would hear the girl in the porno scream or cry out I would hear the guy on the phone groan and whisper things like "I want to lick your pussy". That's not even the worst part.. once in a while I would hear squishy sounds -barfs-. I was laughing so hard and I actually attempted to have a conversation with this guy with questions like "So what kind of movies do you like best?"
God.. I know I probably should have reported it, but I got such a good laugh out of it, I didn't feel like caring.
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