Oct 30, 2005 18:40
Maddruth [6:32 PM]: id so be the first female pope
Les miz chica [6:32 PM]: *giggle*
Les miz chica [6:32 PM]: youd make catholics tremble routinely once a month
Maddruth [6:32 PM]: i wouldnt need a pope mobile. id have a 45 in my purse for the assholes who tried to egg me
Maddruth [6:33 PM]: the pope gets a makeover: the popinator
Les miz chica [6:33 PM]: oh god...
Les miz chica [6:33 PM]: literally
Maddruth [6:33 PM]: if the priests dont stay in line, the get castrated
Les miz chica [6:34 PM]: well, theres something to *that* at least
Maddruth [6:34 PM]: and my peps, well lets just say the population of the world would go down
Maddruth [6:34 PM]: by a lot
Maddruth [6:34 PM]: i think its spelled peeps
Maddruth [6:34 PM]: im not so good with the slang spellings
Maddruth [6:35 PM]: the pope doesnt have to spell does he
Les miz chica [6:35 PM]: no he has people for that
Maddruth [6:35 PM]: good
Maddruth [6:35 PM]: and as long as he doesnt have to pronounce english words im good too
Les miz chica [6:36 PM]: he doesnt
Les miz chica [6:36 PM]: he speaks latin
Maddruth [6:37 PM]: good
Maddruth [6:37 PM]: i can fake that
Les miz chica [6:37 PM]: *giggle*
Les miz chica [6:37 PM]: plus you get a cool hat
Maddruth [6:37 PM]: i kno
Les miz chica [6:38 PM]: but id keep the pope mobile
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: its sweet
Maddruth [6:39 PM]: and shiny things, i can hear it now....... and here is pope joanna paula the...... wait its seems she is fascinated with the insense holder, and now shes taken a fall, apparently dizzy from the swinging
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: oh good lord....
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: or is geting high off it
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: oh and youd prolly eat all the jesus crackers
Maddruth [6:39 PM]: hehe
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: and drink all the wine
Maddruth [6:39 PM]: and drink the jesus wine
Les miz chica [6:39 PM]: ALL the wine
Maddruth [6:39 PM]: lol
Maddruth [6:39 PM]: hehe
Maddruth [6:40 PM]: it seems the catholic church has taken an extreme irsh turn