(no subject)
Dear Mr. Asshole,
Yes, the police officer who took our report wrote a nice little pamphlet out for me with your information. In fact, I saw the duplicate one he had with my information on it that I am certain he handed to you. He handed it to me when he stated that I would not be getting a ticket, though I was ruled at fault for the minor fender-bender we had.
So, imagine my surprise when my insurance adjustor called this morning to say that you were claiming injury from the wreck. You wouldn't even answer my question about being alright when I got out of the car, and in fact made several violent accusations at me when the wreck happened.
When I got that call, I googled you. Yes, I know that you are an executive at a local hospital...a local failing hospital. I also find it strange that you were able to contact my insurance company about the injury at approximately 3pm on Friday....Considering the accident happened at around 1pm and I *KNOW* you didn't leave the scene until at least 1:30. Therefore, how you could have documentation to fax before 3pm is beyond me, unless you asked a doctor at your facility to write it up.
If that is the case (and I believe it is) you better believe that you have another thing coming! You may think that I am going to let you run me over because I seemed so young and not-together on Friday, but I have already notified my insurance company that I believe you are either
a) lying because your job is in danger
b) lying to get a pre-existing condition covered
or
c) trying to get money that isn't owed to you
I have recommended to my insurance company that they refuse to pay anything until they see your medical record.
I hope you die!
Abject hatred,
Me
P.S. You know the way you never asked if I or my kids were alright? That was real classy for a guy who works in healthcare.
Yes, the police officer who took our report wrote a nice little pamphlet out for me with your information. In fact, I saw the duplicate one he had with my information on it that I am certain he handed to you. He handed it to me when he stated that I would not be getting a ticket, though I was ruled at fault for the minor fender-bender we had.
So, imagine my surprise when my insurance adjustor called this morning to say that you were claiming injury from the wreck. You wouldn't even answer my question about being alright when I got out of the car, and in fact made several violent accusations at me when the wreck happened.
When I got that call, I googled you. Yes, I know that you are an executive at a local hospital...a local failing hospital. I also find it strange that you were able to contact my insurance company about the injury at approximately 3pm on Friday....Considering the accident happened at around 1pm and I *KNOW* you didn't leave the scene until at least 1:30. Therefore, how you could have documentation to fax before 3pm is beyond me, unless you asked a doctor at your facility to write it up.
If that is the case (and I believe it is) you better believe that you have another thing coming! You may think that I am going to let you run me over because I seemed so young and not-together on Friday, but I have already notified my insurance company that I believe you are either
a) lying because your job is in danger
b) lying to get a pre-existing condition covered
or
c) trying to get money that isn't owed to you
I have recommended to my insurance company that they refuse to pay anything until they see your medical record.
I hope you die!
Abject hatred,
Me
P.S. You know the way you never asked if I or my kids were alright? That was real classy for a guy who works in healthcare.