Fic: Settle the Score (6/?)

[cellochick92]

Title: Settle the Score (6/?)
Author: cellochick92 
Rating: R, for language and mature content 
Word Count: 1332
Warning: Account/discussion of abuse.
Disclaimer:  Nothing is mine =(
Summary: For xrainingsorrowx ’s prompt over at the rq_angst meme.  “Quinn abused Rachel for so long, so she feels it's okay if Rachel returns the favor.”

A/N:  Stupid writer's block.  I feel

Comments

[xrainingsorrowx]

Lol yeah. I like woke up at like 7-ish and after I knocked out my chores really quick, I looked and I was like "YAY UPDATE!" Then I read it and I was all like "COMMENT TIME!" Then I saw there were already THREE comments (and that's good for you but...) and I was all like (to the 3 commenters before me) "Fuck you all..." Lol then I felt bad (not really) because I don't know those commenters lol.

Emotion, important? I would have never guessed! Lol

I've got a response to your writer's block response!!

Dear Prick Mr. Writer's Block,

Obviously you don't know who the fuck I am, or who the fuck I roll with.

I've got gansta' ties. Have you ever heard of a lady named Sue Sylvester?

I'm sure you have.

I'm in a gang of hers. You know, The Cheerios (Mafia Style.)

I can't say much, because I don't like to provide incriminating evidence against myself.

But it would be wise for you to watch your back. You never know who may be around the corner.

You know, someone who knew that right know you are watching T.V. and sucking your thumb like a little pansy...

Sincerely,

Raining fucking Sorrow (Translation: I will make your life so fucking miserable that nothing but sorrow will rain down on you.)

Cello: I think I made my point to your writer's block :D

[cellochick92]

Ahahaha poor other commenters =)

Andddddddd....my writers block has yet another response:

Dear Raining fucking Sorrow,

After careful consideration of your last letter, I have decided to review my choice.

I will consider removing my painfully large block from cello's brain...granted, it's not a guarantee, but perhaps we can work something out.

I would, however, like to point out that i dont watch tv during the summer, which leads me to doubt your supposed connections. Just saying.

If you have anything other than vague threats that might be more persuasive, please feel free to contact me again.

Sincerely,

Writer's fucking Block (Clarification: Not a block on which writer's fuck. Cause that would be awkward.)

Lol

[xrainingsorrowx]

No, not poor other commenters! They deserve every last bit of my wrath! (Lol j/k)

I have a response to your writer's block response to my response!
(Woah. After you type the word 'response' so many times, it starts to look weird..)

Dear Writer's fucking Block,

You are making a wise decision. I'm a reasonable woman. I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement.

However, I don't like being fucking lied to, Mr. Block. If you don't watch T.V. in the summer, then why the fuck did my undercover source have fucking video evidence!

I can see how you would not want to be thought of as a pansy but lying to the one who can prevent harm coming to you is not wise. Not wise at all.

But, I am a forgiving woman so I'm going to overlook your lies... this time.

By the way, I don't like your fucking sarcasm.

Sincerely,

xRaining fucking Sorrowx (The X's aren't meant to be kisses either. They're because in order to be in Sue's gang you have to cut an 'x' into two people. Keep that in mind.)

In other news, a block on which writers fuck would be awkward... and quite tacky.

[cellochick92]

My writer's block just snickered and commented on your overuse of the word "fuck" in that last little diatribe... She says that you should work on expanding your vocabulary ;)

And i just have to say...that thing about the X's? Well, that just makes me think of Jennifer's Body and megan fox's character "x-ing people out." And that scene at the end with half naked megan fox with amanda seyfried on top of her carving a *semi symbolic* X into her stomach with a box cutter.

Is it really terrible that THAT's what popped into my mind when i read that? ;)

And tacky yes...but i personally was more concerned about the comfort factor (since I've already been dubbed SUPER WHORE and all =D)

[xrainingsorrowx]

...
I hate your writer's block.. Just so you know. (I think we could be on the brink of war..) And I would say more to it but Mr. Block makes me so ridiculously angered, that I lose my self control. (I'm not Rachel, I can't be overly articulate at every given moment!)

...and I'm tired.. Lol :]

Lol! I'm a major wuss, so I didn't watch Jennifer's Body (only the make-out scene ;) ) Lol and no, not too terrible, because Megan Fox is Megan Fox and she makes me want to do wildly inappropriate things!

LOL! Your Super Whore-ness FTMFW!!! :D

It could be uncomfortable, however, I'm sure that would all drift to the back of the mind after multiple orgasms... (I'm just saying..)

[cellochick92]

Well, my writer's block hates you too! SO i guess you're even =)

And if you're tired, you SLEEP silly! =D

Hahahahaha. Oh my gosh. Really?!? It's not scary, i promise! My baby sis who freaks out at everything watched it and just snickered through the whole thing with me =)

The trick is to find someone to watch it with who's also a guttermind and laughs at completely inappropriate things ;) But kudos for at least watching the make out scene, it was...lovely ;)

I'm glad you approve of my super whore-ness, i've become quite fond of it =)

And that's very true...BUT that's assuming the writer you're fucking is good enough to make that happen...hmmmmmm......do lea or dianna write? ;)

[xrainingsorrowx]

Lol I guess we are even... possibly.

I did sleep, and it was lovely thank you :]

Lol. My level of wuss is amazing. I didn't watch any of the Final Destinations until like my freshman year of High School because I was too scared. OH! and the 3rd one did scare me (that creepy song freaked me out!)

I don't know, I've just always thought scary movies would bring back nightmares. I've told you about my drowning nightmares but I used to have nightmares like every night as a kid. They were so bad that I used to not want to go to sleep (and my mom knew how bad they were and sometimes she would let me skip school and sleep in the day.)

Yeah like I would have nightmares that my whole family would be murdered and I couldn't stop it. (Like in one, I thought everything was cool and then I saw my dad in a tub overflowing with his blood.)

Yeah, and we were super religious back then, so my family thought something was really wrong with me and they made the pastor pray for me.)

Now I don't really have nightmare so I don't try to do anything that would cause them.. even though I watch crime shows like everyday..

:p anyway :]

I do approve of your super whore-ness, because it's amazing!

I'm sure they do... or at least in my mind they do. And either one of them could take me on a block if they so wished.. just sayin'...

:D

[cellochick92]

Wow. Those are some crazy nightmares. Good that you dont have to worry about them as much now tho, even if it means you dont get to see an entire two hours of megan fox talking about how she goes both ways ;)

I never really had a problem with nightmares...my problem is sleepwalking! Hurray! It makes me want to shoot my stupid overactive brain sometimes. A lot of the time. Basically all of the time. ;)

And wow. If they BOTH write, now im imagining them together on that now-appealing writer's fucking block. Which unfortunately leaves me by my lonesome...but maybe totally worth it ;)

[xrainingsorrowx]

I know right?! Lol I know, but oh well, I at least saw the make-out scene ;)

OMG! I think sleepwalking would be not fun! Because what if you like fall down the fucking stairs and die. Or what if you are being robbed and get shot. Idk, I just always thought that would suck.

Lol I'm becoming quite fond of that writer's fucking block. No maybe you wouldn't be by your lonesome, maybe they would think a random lurker was hot, and join you in the fun ;)

Think positive lol :]

[cellochick92]

Very true...that was prolly the best part in the movie anyways ;)

And yeah. It sucks, but im a NINJA when i sleepwalk! I can make it through alarmed doors without setting the alarm off, and i can get out of locked handcuffs, and i can fit myself into ridiculously small places and and and...yeah. It's terrifying. But it also makes for some RIDICULOUS stories. The whole "I might die in my sleep" thing is sort of weird to consider tho :P

Me too!! It now holds a special place in my heart...and that would make my LIFE. Of course, they might also think a random lurker was creepy, and they would murder me and bury me in a shallow grave to make sure i didnt go to the tabloids ;)

SO much for positive, lol ;)

[xrainingsorrowx]

Probably ;)

Lol, not only are you a super whore... YOU'RE A SUPER NINJA TOO!
Lol you just became like the ultimate cool person to me :D and yeah that would make epic stories!

Haha! Yeah, there is a little section of my heart that has an invisible tattoo labeled 'Writer's Fucking Block' lol :]

Oh jeez. Oh my. Now who's channeling Debbie Downer? Gosh, you sure know how to make positive turn into hell... Lol :]

[cellochick92]

Wow, im just all kinds of SUPER ;)

Yesssss we can have matching tattoos! Except im going to only remember the positive images associated with the writer's fucking block (*cough* lea and dianna) instead of continuing to channel debbie downer!

Cause really, i dont think i like being so negative...much more fun to be optimistic and imagine them being totally open to random strangers joining in the fun! ;D

[xrainingsorrowx]

Hell yeah you are!

Matching tattoos FTMFW!!
Channeling Debbie does nothing but evil...

Hell yeah! I see them as like ladies in the street but freaks in the sheets.. Only that could cause some problems when your on a block.. because a block is on the street. Hmm. Oh well! You know what I mean! :D

[cellochick92]

Hahahahahahaha well now i have a nice little mental image of them just going at it in the middle of the street.

Also, i desperately want them to actually be together in real life. They are, quite possibly, the most adorable thing i've seen in my entire life.

[xrainingsorrowx]

Ha! UNF. That image just became very detailed in my mind.
We always have our minds in the gutter..

Agreed! I so want them to be together! It would make me very happy. They are so adorable. They make my heart fill warm :]

[cellochick92]

Hahaha yay gutters! So much fun.

They make me squee internally whenever i see them hanging all over each other. It would basically make my life. Which sounds sort of pathetic, but seriously. Just think about it. =)