1) Imagine you have been asked to give a sermon on Judaism to a room full
of goyim. (Assume a friendly/receptive audience, here.) What topic would
you choose?
Assuming I know nothing more about the interests and composition of the
audience, I think I would talk about what God wants from us. That's
huge, of course, but there is an apparent widespread belief among
gentiles that the God of the Tanach is vengeful, autocratic, and generally
nasty, and that our role is pretty much just to obey all these onerous
rules. I would talk instead about our role as partners with
God -- partners in creation, the obligation to wrestle with and challenge
God, and the whole "light to the nations" thing. (From the outside:)
Islam teaches submission to God and Christianity teaches love as the
path to salvation; Judaism teaches a more "interactive" relationship.
So I think I would talk about that. (And also that there's not one
single answer -- drawing from the torah, from prophets, and from rabbinic
literature. This would require a longer talk to do more than make
passing mention, of course.)
2) While looking through your profile, I noticed that you are a musician.
Voice only, or do you play an instrument?
I play hammer dulcimer pretty well, dabble with bodhran and bowed
psaltery, have performed really simple stuff on bass guitar, dabbled
in the past with appalachian dulcimer, and had piano lessons as a kid.
I somewhat regret not having some level of proficiency on guitar,
as it would open up many possibilities, but I seem to have trouble
wrapping my head around it and fixing that hasn't been important
enough yet. You may have noticed that everything else I play is
very "horizontal"; there might be polyphony but you're playing a
line with melody and forward motion, not just playing a chordal
accompaniment. I seem to be more wired for that; I think of the
strings on a guitar as six chromatic progressions offset from
one another, not as configurations of chord ingredients. (Yes, I
know you can play melodically on guitar; that's not where beginners
start, and part of my goal were I to learn guitar would be accompaniment.)
3) OS X, Windows, or *Nix?
The memory is fuzzy by now, but I think my best GUI experiences were
from X-Windows running on a Unix box. When using a shell, I strongly
prefer that it be Unix (or, if on a Windows box, Cygwin). I suspect
that OS X gives me the best combination on modern machines (given that
I want a machine to work pretty much out of the box), and it will
probably be the OS on my next machine. (I have a Mac laptop now for
occasional use, and also to explore the Mac before committing.)
4) Another from your listed interests: Callahans! Favorite story?
Oh wow. It's been too long for me to have strong impressions of
individual stories, I'm afraid. The first book (Callahan's
Crosstime Saloon) is my favorite of the series, and I stopped
reading after the failed recovery from Callahan's Secret.
I love the idea of that bar, and was for a time part of the Usenet
group that sought to immitate it online.
5) (Yeah, I am reaching, here): Cinderella or Mulan?
I have not actually seen Mulan, but based on the plot summary
at Wikipedia, I think I would like it. I don't care for the Cinderella
story (in any of the depictions I've seen); quite aside from what it
says about love, beauty, and gender, the magical fix doesn't really
address the core problem. (The original ending, usually dropped,
gives the story a vengeful turn but also does not seem to address
things beyond that one family.) I guess I want my escapist fantasy
to be grander and wider-ranging.