water: 99% H2O

[cellio]

We have free drinks at work. This is nice, but some people have been asking for a water cooler. (Currently we have a cooler stocked with pop and a little juice. Oh, and carbonated water, which I personally think tastes foul

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[cellio]

You could use some other acceptable sweetening agent, such as Splenda or saccharin or that other choice that I can't remember at this hour.

Locally, all the caffeinated pop is made with Nutrisweet or Aspertame (which I think is the same thing??). I haven't seen saccharin in a while; I think the only thing that had it was Tab, which has been gone for ages.

I should probably clarify that I despise the taste of coffee, so I'm talking about cold beverages here. (Yeah, I do like tea, but it seems to be somewhat limited as a caffeine source.)

Getting a spoon and diving in is a recipe for bad stuff.

I suspected as much. That's why I asked. I get nervous about things that can kill me.

You know, it seems like there would be an easier way. I'm not wedded to the idea of caffeine as diet component per se, after all. It's a drug addiction.

The problem with No-Doz is that it's a tablet that delivers its entire dosage all at once, and of course you don't take it until you really need it. So the one time I tried it (in college, of course), it made me very sick and disoriented. But isn't it possible to make a time-release capsule instead? Something that would deliver, say, 250-300mg of caffeine over the course of a day?

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[sethcohen]

Yep, it's definately possible. However, it's not economically feasible, either for you or me or a large corporation. Not enough of a market for it.
*shrugs* Sorry.