INSOMNIAAAAA
my first real night of insomnia i think. i've never felt so awake at 4:26 before. it's sort of neat.
so meg and i have resorted to talking about life and listening to mariah carrey and watching all the fucked up shows they play on the disney channel at night. with people dressed in leopard costumes doing an irish jig. and pigs on stilts with boners. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
oh look. it's r. kelly. he's a little terrifying.
so to sum up my night. wait make that my summer so far...umm i think i'll never leave a group of friends at a party ever again to walk down the street half naked...also, i have a new fear of anal sex...never defog a window whilst indisposed...meg is my favorite...we're really bad rappers...my hidden talent is hand-farting...new friends are delightful...my hair is fake red and i like it...emma has ghonnorea, umm whore...some people are extremely annoying and dirty looks are lame...meg and i share the same brain...sarah is the ruler of scattergories what with ice tigers and testicles and other such creative answers...paige and i enjoy watching america's next top model all day, literally, and it makes me feel like less of a loser that someone else watched the entire season in one day...i love alix SMITH lotty...rhode island beaches are really really really sweet especially with alyssa and hayley (and Leon of course) and tubing is terrifyingly awesome...what's with all the elipsises? elipses? MAKE IT STOP. sorry that was detestable.
okay i hope everyone is having a splendid summer. i can't tell if i'm satisfied with mine or not. but alas it has just begun.
p.s. what's everyone doing for fourth of july? festivities?
so meg and i have resorted to talking about life and listening to mariah carrey and watching all the fucked up shows they play on the disney channel at night. with people dressed in leopard costumes doing an irish jig. and pigs on stilts with boners. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
oh look. it's r. kelly. he's a little terrifying.
so to sum up my night. wait make that my summer so far...umm i think i'll never leave a group of friends at a party ever again to walk down the street half naked...also, i have a new fear of anal sex...never defog a window whilst indisposed...meg is my favorite...we're really bad rappers...my hidden talent is hand-farting...new friends are delightful...my hair is fake red and i like it...emma has ghonnorea, umm whore...some people are extremely annoying and dirty looks are lame...meg and i share the same brain...sarah is the ruler of scattergories what with ice tigers and testicles and other such creative answers...paige and i enjoy watching america's next top model all day, literally, and it makes me feel like less of a loser that someone else watched the entire season in one day...i love alix SMITH lotty...rhode island beaches are really really really sweet especially with alyssa and hayley (and Leon of course) and tubing is terrifyingly awesome...what's with all the elipsises? elipses? MAKE IT STOP. sorry that was detestable.
okay i hope everyone is having a splendid summer. i can't tell if i'm satisfied with mine or not. but alas it has just begun.
p.s. what's everyone doing for fourth of july? festivities?