I hate my life.
Yesterday i got an 800 dollar laptop for 45 bucks from goodwill.
Today i parked my car in the display window of an upscale furniture store and burned my balls with hot tea. these things occured one because of the other in reverse order. my car was miraculously undamaged. the building didn't do so well. I am just praying that they don't sue me. in that case I'll be TOTALLY fucked.
and i want to M-U-R-D-E-R my room mates.
Today i parked my car in the display window of an upscale furniture store and burned my balls with hot tea. these things occured one because of the other in reverse order. my car was miraculously undamaged. the building didn't do so well. I am just praying that they don't sue me. in that case I'll be TOTALLY fucked.
and i want to M-U-R-D-E-R my room mates.