006. August 21st.

[celkin]

Spinach is amazing, even if her name is strange. She's adorable! Dad had a fit the first time she breathed fire. I thought he was going to fall over the edge of his chair. It was a disappointment when he didn't. He hasn't even noticed that I took the money from him

Comments

[buttonholed]

The last thing you need is another cat. Let alone one that breathes fire.

[celkin]

I can't get rid of her now!

[buttonholed]

Bad decision.

[celkin]

Why?

[buttonholed]

You don't need another cat.

[celkin]

Why? I take care of Jack!

[buttonholed]

Ugh.

[celkin]

What?

[buttonholed]

You're daft and irresponsible.

[celkin]

Do you have to bring up how daft I am every time we talk? And I am not irresponsible!

[buttonholed]

Every time we talk you say something totally daft.

[celkin]

I already know you think I am daft. You don't need to keep telling me!

[buttonholed]

I'm glad you're aware of it.

[celkin]

Good. That means you don't have to tell me anymore!

[buttonholed]

Until the next time we speak to each other.

[celkin]

Or you could just save yourself the trouble and not mention it at all!