another plot bunny?? Aye aye...
It’s the 20th of May, 2004. I just got a little idea for a little ficlet. *looks around* Good Jeff isn’t here. That bastard. If he shows up, I’m going to be fucking pissed. I don’t need his fucking stupid worthless pity. That fucking slargg! Who the fuck does he think he is!?! Damn him! Anyways, here’s the little idea.
**
Vegeta sat in his private study late one night, after doing his usual training. The study was there for his personal use only. He had asked the woman to build him one onto the Capsule Corp. complex. The saiyan could go there to get away, from everything. He had a computer that sat on a desk in the far left corner, that was hooked up to one of the most expensive stereo system that had speakers that hung from all the corners of the walls. Behind him was a large bookcase that held his books. Saiyan books. Of history, culture, and various encyclopedia’s of his home world. Those books were all he had left of Vegetasei, and he made damn sure that they stayed it great shape, and he would NOT permit anyone to use them! They were very old, so he kept them from out of site.
Now, Vegeta logged onto his computer, clicking the icon that was located on the main frame of the computer screen. The prince was fairly used to the Internet by now. The woman had shown him how it works, and he had taken a liking to it.
Moving the curser mouse, he clicked and highlighted the home page search engine website, and typed in his desired web page.
www.yahoo.com
There, on the home page, he found the mail icon, and logged onto his account.
Username: Ouji_sama
Password: Kakarot
He scanned the page, and read. 16 emails? Who the fuck would email him?? Ah well didn’t matter to him. He clicked the little mail icon, which brought up his mail page.
He began to read the email titling of each individual. Let’s see… Hn…
“Ybhrd” (and that would be? Vegeta wondered) “Check out these best sex tips!” He snorted. Yeah, as if those things really help, he snickered.
Scrolling down the page, he took note that they were all junk mail… but what’s this?
“Kakarotto” “Hey, it’s me!”
He clicked on the link that would pull up the email. An email from Kakarot huh? Wow, he didn’t think the baka had enough money to get a computer.
“Vegeta
Hey, what’s up? I was bored, and I finally convinced Chi-Chi to buy a stupid computer! LOL! Aye, I said it could help with Gohan’s studies or something. *shrugs* I used to have a computer when I was living with Bulma, so I know how all this junk works.. If I’m correct, you’d be asking me that question so… figured I’d answer it now. So, anyways, perhaps I’ll catch you online or something, and we can chat a little bit ne? My username is
Kakarot195@yahoo.com
Don’t worry, I have instant messenger on yahoo. I added you to my buddy list by the way. Well, see ya.
Kakarot”
Vegeta tapped his chin with his finger, thinking. Hn… Should he write back? Heh, what the hell. He pushed the back button with the curser mouse, and found the button that said, “Compose”, he clicked it and brought up a blank email page. He typed in Kakarot’s email, first saving the email address, so he wouldn’t have to punch it in all the time. Like he’d be emailing him all the time anyways, he snorted again.
“Kakarot,
Well, I must say that this is a surprise to see you have a computer at your home. I had thought you’d be too poor to get one. Guess not. Anyways…”
Vegeta paused, going over Kakarot’s email in his head again before continuing.
“… who told you that you could add me to your “buddy list” anyways? Baka, I didn’t give you permission!”
He paused again. He stepped away from the email for a few minutes, and brought up his yahoo instant messenger box. He then clicked the “Add” button, and typed
“Kakarot195”
in the username box. A message popped up next saying that his new contact was saved. He looked at the name, and looked over to the highlighted face. His heart beat in his head. He was online…
He was started when he heard a loud “bring” from the computer, and noticed that it was an instant message to him. On the box that was sitting blinking orange, on the tool box, was clicked slowly by the Ouji.
Yahoo! Instant Messenger- Kakarot195”
Kakarot195- Hey! There you are!”
Vegeta sat in silence for a few seconds, reading the words carefully on the screen in the instant messenger box. He positioned his fingers over the keyboard, ready to type. What would he say? His thoughts were interrupted when he heard another loud “bring” from the message box.
“Kakarot195- Heeelllloooo!!!??? Vegeta, are you out there!!?” said the message. Baka, so impatient.
“Ouji_sama- Yeah, yeah, I’m here. What do you want baka?” Vegeta typed smirking to himself.
“Kakarot195- Hey, what’s up? I thought that you were on there for a sec… anyways, I didn’t actually figure you’d be on. What are you doing?”
Vegeta shook his head as he read the message. So nosy, he swore.
“Ouji_sama- Oi, well, I was actually typing you a reply to your little email.”
“Kakarot195- “Oh really? Well, ye can tell me now, whatever was in the email.”
“Ouji_sama- Aye, I will. Just how exactly did you get my email address? And who gave you permission to add me to your little “buddy list”, Kakarot!”
“Kakarot195- LOL!! Well, Bulma gave it to me. She said I could have it just to ANNOY you!! LOL! ~_^ Oh and about the adding you, I gave myself permission, damnit!”
“Ouji_sama- …. I see… well… I’ll have to kill the woman for giving it to you. And, by the way… what the fuck does “LOL” mean? I’m not used to the “net talk.”
“Kakarot195- Well, I thanked her. It was nice of her to do that. Oh and “LOL” means “laugh out loud.” It’s an abbreviation for it. I had to get used to it too. Some people will use just one letter to say a full sentence. For example. “ H R U?” That means “How are you?” In net talk. Strange huh? Humans I swear…”
Vegeta reads carefully, grasping the all new information about new talk.
“Ouji_sama- You’re quite talkative tonight Kakarot.”
“Kakarot195- *ponders* You think so? I don’t know, everyone’s asleep over here, and I was just looking up some stuff on the computer, and then remembered that I had yer email addy, so I thought I’d email you.”
“Ouji_sama- Lonely Kakarot? *snickers*”
“Kakarot195- well…”
“Ouji_sama- ‘well’ what?”
“Kakarot195- to be in all honesty, yeah. I don’t have anyone to talk to, and it’s so frigging boring here. It’s what… 12 am. I won’t be falling asleep for at least another three hours…”
Vegeta couldn’t believe what he had just read! The big burly friendly happy saiyan was LONELY??? There was something very wrong with that picture. The prince was actually shocked. He didn’t realize what he typed next. He just let go, and let his hands and mind take control. His pride was pushed back to the back of his mind.
“Ouji_sama- why?” he asked typed.
“Kakarot195- What about being lonely? Ah well, I’m just by myself, and there’s no one to talk to. So I got on the internet, and I was looking up lyrics of songs and stuff, and well… I just got kind of lonely. I’m actually really glad that you were on…”
“Ouji_sama- Do you always get lonely, Kakarot?”
“Kakarot195- well… not really… well… yeah… I mean I just don’t have anyone to talk to. Meaning, I can’t be… ah this is stupid… sorry for bothering you…”
“Ouji_sama- no, it’s not stupid Kakarot. Just tell me. I just felt your emotions and you’re sad. I don’t like it damnit! And I am YOUR crown prince, and you WILL tell me!!!”
“Kakarot195- *laughs* Oh yes, I’m so sorry my Prince!! Forgive me! *acts all dramatic like*
“Ouji_sama- KAKAROT!! I swear if you were right next to me, I’d slug you one right in the fucking arm, and give you a gartergo bruise!”
“Kakarot195- LOL!! Alright alright. Sorry. It’s just that… this is going to sound really stupid… but whenever I’m around you… I can… well… be myself. I don’t have to act stupid, and put on a mask, and I don’t have to talk like a fucking human… -_- Ye know, I know some saiya, and I’m getting really good at it too!! YAY!!! *claps*
“Ouji_sama- Really? I didn’t know you knew of our language *snickers* I thought the humans brainwashed you all the way… *whistles innocently*
“Kakarot195- LOL! Royal slargg! Sheik’ da nook!!!” (You’re such an asshole)
“Ouji_sama- Cudo ariet’ hotora..” (Yeah I know…)
“Kakarot195- See, I can’t do that with anyone else, which really sucks too. I’d love to learn EVERYTHING in the Saiya language. Not just because I like how it sounds, but because it IS my home world’s language. -_-
“Ouji_sama- Gods Kakarot, do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for you to say that?!?”
Vegeta breathed deeply. My God, Kakarot was trapped, and all he wanted was out.
“Kakarot195- *rubs back of head like he always does* Yeah well, I can’t deny my saiyan heritage. It’s only because I know better. I know now that I don’t have to pretend in being someone else. Someone that I’m not. *pets Kakarot* He’s been so lonely. LOL!
“Ouji_sama- *laughs* So what are you going all multi-personality on me now? LOL!
“Kakarot195- Oh course! ^_^
“Ouji_sama- My gods Kakarot. Why don’t you come over?” He can’t believe he just typed that… what the fuck was he thinking just then? Damn his instincts!
“Kakarot195- you really mean it? Are you serious…?”
“Ouji_sama- Of course I am baka! You said yourself that you wouldn’t be sleeping for some hours right?
“Kakarot195- Well… yeah, but… you’d probably like to sleep.”
“Ouji_sama- Kakarot stop bitching and worrying, and get your fat ass over here!!!” With that the prince logged off the computer. He rewound the conversation he just had with Kakarot. What the hell was he doing? Did it really matter now? He was coming over and he couldn’t do anything about it now.
Seconds later he got up and went to his bedroom, and out onto the balcony, and waited. It wasn’t long before Kakarot appeared in his room, dressed in a pair of blue denim jeans, and a black sleeveless shirt. Vegeta himself was only dressed in a pair of baggy black pants, and no shirt.
“Vegeta?” Kakarot said quietly. He moved towards the prince to stand by him.
The prince turned to face him. A smirk graced upon his face, and a glint in his eyes.
**
Vegeta sat in his private study late one night, after doing his usual training. The study was there for his personal use only. He had asked the woman to build him one onto the Capsule Corp. complex. The saiyan could go there to get away, from everything. He had a computer that sat on a desk in the far left corner, that was hooked up to one of the most expensive stereo system that had speakers that hung from all the corners of the walls. Behind him was a large bookcase that held his books. Saiyan books. Of history, culture, and various encyclopedia’s of his home world. Those books were all he had left of Vegetasei, and he made damn sure that they stayed it great shape, and he would NOT permit anyone to use them! They were very old, so he kept them from out of site.
Now, Vegeta logged onto his computer, clicking the icon that was located on the main frame of the computer screen. The prince was fairly used to the Internet by now. The woman had shown him how it works, and he had taken a liking to it.
Moving the curser mouse, he clicked and highlighted the home page search engine website, and typed in his desired web page.
www.yahoo.com
There, on the home page, he found the mail icon, and logged onto his account.
Username: Ouji_sama
Password: Kakarot
He scanned the page, and read. 16 emails? Who the fuck would email him?? Ah well didn’t matter to him. He clicked the little mail icon, which brought up his mail page.
He began to read the email titling of each individual. Let’s see… Hn…
“Ybhrd” (and that would be? Vegeta wondered) “Check out these best sex tips!” He snorted. Yeah, as if those things really help, he snickered.
Scrolling down the page, he took note that they were all junk mail… but what’s this?
“Kakarotto” “Hey, it’s me!”
He clicked on the link that would pull up the email. An email from Kakarot huh? Wow, he didn’t think the baka had enough money to get a computer.
“Vegeta
Hey, what’s up? I was bored, and I finally convinced Chi-Chi to buy a stupid computer! LOL! Aye, I said it could help with Gohan’s studies or something. *shrugs* I used to have a computer when I was living with Bulma, so I know how all this junk works.. If I’m correct, you’d be asking me that question so… figured I’d answer it now. So, anyways, perhaps I’ll catch you online or something, and we can chat a little bit ne? My username is
Kakarot195@yahoo.com
Don’t worry, I have instant messenger on yahoo. I added you to my buddy list by the way. Well, see ya.
Kakarot”
Vegeta tapped his chin with his finger, thinking. Hn… Should he write back? Heh, what the hell. He pushed the back button with the curser mouse, and found the button that said, “Compose”, he clicked it and brought up a blank email page. He typed in Kakarot’s email, first saving the email address, so he wouldn’t have to punch it in all the time. Like he’d be emailing him all the time anyways, he snorted again.
“Kakarot,
Well, I must say that this is a surprise to see you have a computer at your home. I had thought you’d be too poor to get one. Guess not. Anyways…”
Vegeta paused, going over Kakarot’s email in his head again before continuing.
“… who told you that you could add me to your “buddy list” anyways? Baka, I didn’t give you permission!”
He paused again. He stepped away from the email for a few minutes, and brought up his yahoo instant messenger box. He then clicked the “Add” button, and typed
“Kakarot195”
in the username box. A message popped up next saying that his new contact was saved. He looked at the name, and looked over to the highlighted face. His heart beat in his head. He was online…
He was started when he heard a loud “bring” from the computer, and noticed that it was an instant message to him. On the box that was sitting blinking orange, on the tool box, was clicked slowly by the Ouji.
Yahoo! Instant Messenger- Kakarot195”
Kakarot195- Hey! There you are!”
Vegeta sat in silence for a few seconds, reading the words carefully on the screen in the instant messenger box. He positioned his fingers over the keyboard, ready to type. What would he say? His thoughts were interrupted when he heard another loud “bring” from the message box.
“Kakarot195- Heeelllloooo!!!??? Vegeta, are you out there!!?” said the message. Baka, so impatient.
“Ouji_sama- Yeah, yeah, I’m here. What do you want baka?” Vegeta typed smirking to himself.
“Kakarot195- Hey, what’s up? I thought that you were on there for a sec… anyways, I didn’t actually figure you’d be on. What are you doing?”
Vegeta shook his head as he read the message. So nosy, he swore.
“Ouji_sama- Oi, well, I was actually typing you a reply to your little email.”
“Kakarot195- “Oh really? Well, ye can tell me now, whatever was in the email.”
“Ouji_sama- Aye, I will. Just how exactly did you get my email address? And who gave you permission to add me to your little “buddy list”, Kakarot!”
“Kakarot195- LOL!! Well, Bulma gave it to me. She said I could have it just to ANNOY you!! LOL! ~_^ Oh and about the adding you, I gave myself permission, damnit!”
“Ouji_sama- …. I see… well… I’ll have to kill the woman for giving it to you. And, by the way… what the fuck does “LOL” mean? I’m not used to the “net talk.”
“Kakarot195- Well, I thanked her. It was nice of her to do that. Oh and “LOL” means “laugh out loud.” It’s an abbreviation for it. I had to get used to it too. Some people will use just one letter to say a full sentence. For example. “ H R U?” That means “How are you?” In net talk. Strange huh? Humans I swear…”
Vegeta reads carefully, grasping the all new information about new talk.
“Ouji_sama- You’re quite talkative tonight Kakarot.”
“Kakarot195- *ponders* You think so? I don’t know, everyone’s asleep over here, and I was just looking up some stuff on the computer, and then remembered that I had yer email addy, so I thought I’d email you.”
“Ouji_sama- Lonely Kakarot? *snickers*”
“Kakarot195- well…”
“Ouji_sama- ‘well’ what?”
“Kakarot195- to be in all honesty, yeah. I don’t have anyone to talk to, and it’s so frigging boring here. It’s what… 12 am. I won’t be falling asleep for at least another three hours…”
Vegeta couldn’t believe what he had just read! The big burly friendly happy saiyan was LONELY??? There was something very wrong with that picture. The prince was actually shocked. He didn’t realize what he typed next. He just let go, and let his hands and mind take control. His pride was pushed back to the back of his mind.
“Ouji_sama- why?” he asked typed.
“Kakarot195- What about being lonely? Ah well, I’m just by myself, and there’s no one to talk to. So I got on the internet, and I was looking up lyrics of songs and stuff, and well… I just got kind of lonely. I’m actually really glad that you were on…”
“Ouji_sama- Do you always get lonely, Kakarot?”
“Kakarot195- well… not really… well… yeah… I mean I just don’t have anyone to talk to. Meaning, I can’t be… ah this is stupid… sorry for bothering you…”
“Ouji_sama- no, it’s not stupid Kakarot. Just tell me. I just felt your emotions and you’re sad. I don’t like it damnit! And I am YOUR crown prince, and you WILL tell me!!!”
“Kakarot195- *laughs* Oh yes, I’m so sorry my Prince!! Forgive me! *acts all dramatic like*
“Ouji_sama- KAKAROT!! I swear if you were right next to me, I’d slug you one right in the fucking arm, and give you a gartergo bruise!”
“Kakarot195- LOL!! Alright alright. Sorry. It’s just that… this is going to sound really stupid… but whenever I’m around you… I can… well… be myself. I don’t have to act stupid, and put on a mask, and I don’t have to talk like a fucking human… -_- Ye know, I know some saiya, and I’m getting really good at it too!! YAY!!! *claps*
“Ouji_sama- Really? I didn’t know you knew of our language *snickers* I thought the humans brainwashed you all the way… *whistles innocently*
“Kakarot195- LOL! Royal slargg! Sheik’ da nook!!!” (You’re such an asshole)
“Ouji_sama- Cudo ariet’ hotora..” (Yeah I know…)
“Kakarot195- See, I can’t do that with anyone else, which really sucks too. I’d love to learn EVERYTHING in the Saiya language. Not just because I like how it sounds, but because it IS my home world’s language. -_-
“Ouji_sama- Gods Kakarot, do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for you to say that?!?”
Vegeta breathed deeply. My God, Kakarot was trapped, and all he wanted was out.
“Kakarot195- *rubs back of head like he always does* Yeah well, I can’t deny my saiyan heritage. It’s only because I know better. I know now that I don’t have to pretend in being someone else. Someone that I’m not. *pets Kakarot* He’s been so lonely. LOL!
“Ouji_sama- *laughs* So what are you going all multi-personality on me now? LOL!
“Kakarot195- Oh course! ^_^
“Ouji_sama- My gods Kakarot. Why don’t you come over?” He can’t believe he just typed that… what the fuck was he thinking just then? Damn his instincts!
“Kakarot195- you really mean it? Are you serious…?”
“Ouji_sama- Of course I am baka! You said yourself that you wouldn’t be sleeping for some hours right?
“Kakarot195- Well… yeah, but… you’d probably like to sleep.”
“Ouji_sama- Kakarot stop bitching and worrying, and get your fat ass over here!!!” With that the prince logged off the computer. He rewound the conversation he just had with Kakarot. What the hell was he doing? Did it really matter now? He was coming over and he couldn’t do anything about it now.
Seconds later he got up and went to his bedroom, and out onto the balcony, and waited. It wasn’t long before Kakarot appeared in his room, dressed in a pair of blue denim jeans, and a black sleeveless shirt. Vegeta himself was only dressed in a pair of baggy black pants, and no shirt.
“Vegeta?” Kakarot said quietly. He moved towards the prince to stand by him.
The prince turned to face him. A smirk graced upon his face, and a glint in his eyes.