Church Announcements
First of all, the Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid
your tithes last week. With the high price of gas - every little bit
helps.
And
he wanted us to mention that if you write a check, please make sure
that it
does not bounce. He said that you are still encouraged to pay your
tithes,
and God only wants 10%, but if your check bounces we're gonna take
25%.
From the health ministry...
The usher board has asked those frequent shouters who routinely
pass
out on
the altar to please wear clean underwear. Let your praise be holy,
not
your
drawers. Amen. The deacon board has brought this to our attention.
Also, if
you are one of the people tapped on your shoulder Sunday morning,
make
sure
you pick up your Altoids at the hospitality desk before entering
the
sanctuary. Saints, let not let our breath hinder our neighbor's
praise.
Special Note:
We would like to apologize for those who came out to the Youth
Explosion
Conference last night. The youth choir's remix of Shake that Laffy
Taffy
was totally unexpected. The youth director has been reprimanded and
will
issue a formal apology Sunday morning. Also, for those who
witnessed Mother Green getting up and doing the Laffy Taffy dance, and are
concerned,
she is doing fine. She is in Methodist North recovering well.
Saints, don't forget about the Chiltin dinner this evening. If you
haven't
already placed your order, call the church office. And for those
who
are a
little skeptical after the last Chitlin dinner, please feel at ease
knowing
that Pastor has prayed over the Chitlins and no one from the Drug
Rehab Ministry was involved in the preparation this time.
Please Govern Yourselves Accordingly