Tweeting Thoughts - MomoKai
Title: Tweeting Thoughts
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Momoshiro/Kaidoh
Rating: T
Word count: 600 words
Summary: Momoshiro convinces Kaidoh to get a Twitter account.
A/N: A super short, Twitter-style fic!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:40
@vipersnake OMG! OMG! OMG! You made one!!!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:40
@vipersnake You made one!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe you listened to me!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:41
@vipersnake Now I can bother you whenever I want, and it won’t cost me a thing. Awesome!
Kaidoh Kaoru @vipersnake17:50
Where’s the block function on this? @moron
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:52
@vipersnake Well you click on their name and ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:52
@vipersnake Hey!! Asshole! Don’t block me!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo23:14
@vipersnake Look, I can actually tell you good night now, see how useful this twitter thing is? Good night!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo12:00
@vipersnake I’m going to go to Mos Burger after school today, wanna come?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo15:35
@vipersnake It’s not like I wanted you to come ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:10
@vipersnake Fine, then don’t come!!! #asshole
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:51
Oh man I’m stuffed, I think I ate too many. But it’s @hypereiji’s fault, he bet me I couldn’t eat more than 10!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo20:30
So tired, I don’t think I can finish my homework tonight. #procrastinator
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:40
@vipersnake Hey uh, good night.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo10:55
Wow, @hypereiji had a girl confess to him today! Wish you all the luck, and smooch smooch!! #iwantaconfessiontoo
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:10
@vipersnake Your icon is super boring. Why don’t you use a picture of yourself?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:13
@vipersnake Haha, never mind ~ that would mean I’d have to look at your ugly face all day long! Like this picture I have saved of you on my phone. I look at it when I want a good laugh.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo14:30
Oh, weird. I just found this strange, hard thing in my food. #wtf #amigonnadie
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:45
@vipersnake Wanna do something today?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo23:00
@vipersnake Well then, good night ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:33
I’m as handsome as ever again, so here’s a pic of my handsomeness.
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:42
@amazingmomo ahaha what’s with that face!?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:45
@hypereiji Shut up! I have a very handsome face!!!
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:48
If you think that’s true, then you could easily get a girlfriend whahaha @amazinglosermomo #cantgetagirlfriend
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:50
@hypereiji Shut up! I don’t need one!! I’m amazing on my own. #cooldude #everyonewantsme
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:53
Momo can't get a girlfriend ~
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:58
@hypereiji At least I’m better than @vipersnake, he’s got an ugly ass face that no one would ever want. At least I’m handsome.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:59
@hypereiji Plus he scares girls away. He’s kind of creepy looking. #creeper
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji09:10
@amazingmomo Momo!! That’s not very nice.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo09:14
@hypereiji I don’t care, he’s ignoring me anyway.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo09:15
@vipersnake Hey Mamushi, stop ignoring me! #asshole #stillacreeper
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:33
Whoa! 129 Yen for the newest burger at Mos Burger! Awesome!!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:34
@vipersnake Yo, wanna come to karaoke with me?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:51
Woohoo, I just found a 500 Yen coin! #thebestdayever
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:06
@vipersnake Okay fine, we don’t need to go to karaoke. How about some tennis? Me and you!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:08
Me and you baby, just me and you ~ ♪
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:10
@vipersnake I’ll wait for you at the street court, be there in twenty minutes! #hurry #letsplay
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:35
@vipersnake Come on, hurry up already, you’re late!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:55
What’s the best way to warm up your fingers when they’re cold? #freezing
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo18:22
@vipersnake Okay this stopped being funny an hour ago. Get your ass over here.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo19:05
@vipersnake Hey, you ok? Didn’t get run over by a car, right?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo19:34
@vipersnake Fuck you. I hate you.
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji19:40
@amazingmomo Momo, you should be nicer to Kaidoh!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:45
@vipersnake Okay, I lied, I don’t hate you. You were just being a dick. At least tell me you won’t come.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:45
@vipersnake I mean, I just wanted to hang out, that’s all.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:47
@vipersnake Because, you know, I don’t hate ... hanging out with you.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:56
@vipersnake Do you hate hanging out with ... me?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:57
@vipersnake Y-you don’t have to answer, I mean, I’m just curious. Yeah. Just curious.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:12
@vipersnake Well actually I ... kind of ...
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji22:12
@amazingmomo LOLOL I just found out Kaidoh has you blocked on twitter.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:13
@hypereiji WHAT!?
This is the end! But have no fear; you can read more MomoKai here.
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Momoshiro/Kaidoh
Rating: T
Word count: 600 words
Summary: Momoshiro convinces Kaidoh to get a Twitter account.
A/N: A super short, Twitter-style fic!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:40
@vipersnake OMG! OMG! OMG! You made one!!!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:40
@vipersnake You made one!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe you listened to me!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:41
@vipersnake Now I can bother you whenever I want, and it won’t cost me a thing. Awesome!
Kaidoh Kaoru @vipersnake17:50
Where’s the block function on this? @moron
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:52
@vipersnake Well you click on their name and ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:52
@vipersnake Hey!! Asshole! Don’t block me!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo23:14
@vipersnake Look, I can actually tell you good night now, see how useful this twitter thing is? Good night!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo12:00
@vipersnake I’m going to go to Mos Burger after school today, wanna come?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo15:35
@vipersnake It’s not like I wanted you to come ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:10
@vipersnake Fine, then don’t come!!! #asshole
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:51
Oh man I’m stuffed, I think I ate too many. But it’s @hypereiji’s fault, he bet me I couldn’t eat more than 10!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo20:30
So tired, I don’t think I can finish my homework tonight. #procrastinator
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:40
@vipersnake Hey uh, good night.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo10:55
Wow, @hypereiji had a girl confess to him today! Wish you all the luck, and smooch smooch!! #iwantaconfessiontoo
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:10
@vipersnake Your icon is super boring. Why don’t you use a picture of yourself?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:13
@vipersnake Haha, never mind ~ that would mean I’d have to look at your ugly face all day long! Like this picture I have saved of you on my phone. I look at it when I want a good laugh.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo14:30
Oh, weird. I just found this strange, hard thing in my food. #wtf #amigonnadie
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:45
@vipersnake Wanna do something today?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo23:00
@vipersnake Well then, good night ...
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:33
I’m as handsome as ever again, so here’s a pic of my handsomeness.
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:42
@amazingmomo ahaha what’s with that face!?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:45
@hypereiji Shut up! I have a very handsome face!!!
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:48
If you think that’s true, then you could easily get a girlfriend whahaha @amazinglosermomo #cantgetagirlfriend
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:50
@hypereiji Shut up! I don’t need one!! I’m amazing on my own. #cooldude #everyonewantsme
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji08:53
Momo can't get a girlfriend ~
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:58
@hypereiji At least I’m better than @vipersnake, he’s got an ugly ass face that no one would ever want. At least I’m handsome.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo08:59
@hypereiji Plus he scares girls away. He’s kind of creepy looking. #creeper
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji09:10
@amazingmomo Momo!! That’s not very nice.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo09:14
@hypereiji I don’t care, he’s ignoring me anyway.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo09:15
@vipersnake Hey Mamushi, stop ignoring me! #asshole #stillacreeper
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo13:33
Whoa! 129 Yen for the newest burger at Mos Burger! Awesome!!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:34
@vipersnake Yo, wanna come to karaoke with me?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo16:51
Woohoo, I just found a 500 Yen coin! #thebestdayever
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:06
@vipersnake Okay fine, we don’t need to go to karaoke. How about some tennis? Me and you!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:08
Me and you baby, just me and you ~ ♪
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:10
@vipersnake I’ll wait for you at the street court, be there in twenty minutes! #hurry #letsplay
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:35
@vipersnake Come on, hurry up already, you’re late!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo17:55
What’s the best way to warm up your fingers when they’re cold? #freezing
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo18:22
@vipersnake Okay this stopped being funny an hour ago. Get your ass over here.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo19:05
@vipersnake Hey, you ok? Didn’t get run over by a car, right?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo19:34
@vipersnake Fuck you. I hate you.
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji19:40
@amazingmomo Momo, you should be nicer to Kaidoh!
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:45
@vipersnake Okay, I lied, I don’t hate you. You were just being a dick. At least tell me you won’t come.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:45
@vipersnake I mean, I just wanted to hang out, that’s all.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:47
@vipersnake Because, you know, I don’t hate ... hanging out with you.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:56
@vipersnake Do you hate hanging out with ... me?
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo21:57
@vipersnake Y-you don’t have to answer, I mean, I’m just curious. Yeah. Just curious.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:12
@vipersnake Well actually I ... kind of ...
Kikumaru Eiji @hypereiji22:12
@amazingmomo LOLOL I just found out Kaidoh has you blocked on twitter.
Momoshiro Takeshi @amazingmomo22:13
@hypereiji WHAT!?
This is the end! But have no fear; you can read more MomoKai here.