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Warning: do not try to use this while at work. The laughter will be hard to contain, thus you will risk being caught by your coworkers reading ridiculous yaoi smut. (I mean, if you're going to get caught reading yaoi, at least be cought reading some quality stuff.)
The lack of better English skills while filling out the form will lead to even more hilarious/outrageous results.
Note: It didn't happen to me. But my stomach hurts.