[Kingdom Hearts] TAHDAH.

Jul 12, 2011 20:22

Heartless defeated: 7,990
Times defeated: 164
Attacks deflected: 893
Times hit by enemy: 2,334
Total item usage: 167
Party member knockouts: 194
Curative spells cast on friend: 8

What? If Donald and Goofy are stupid enough to keep attacking even when they're almost dead and not heal themselves, I'm not wasting a potion or a Curaga on them. They'll recover soon enough anyway.

(For the record, all 8 of those were probably used on Beast during the fight with dragon!Maleficent in which I perched on a high ledge and he was more valuable than Goofy. I am quite the pragmatist in my games.)

Yes, yes this does mean I have defeated Kingdom Hearts on expert mode. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Seriously, after all the grief I went through to get there, Ansem is STILL a disappointingly easy final boss, even on expert. From the time I left Final Rest to the last part of the game, to the end, I did not die once. Not ONCE. I had a hell of a lot more trouble with the first Hollow Bastion fight with Riku, and with regular Maleficent.

So, all of this has made me do two things:

1) Buy the soundtrack off Amazon.com.

2) Add Kingdom Hearts: Recoded for the DS to my Wishlist on Amazon.com.

It has made me WANT to do two things:

1) Immediately begin a replay of KH2, which I will do when I finish this post and once I've found a decent walkthrough on GameFAQs.

2) Write epic KH fanfic involving a plot to bring Sora, Riku and Kairi together with Aqua, and also involving much Riku/Sora and ~~**SPOILERS FOR BbS**~~Aqua/Xehanort!Terra.~~**END SPOILERS**~~

I do not look forward to Twilight Town in KH 2, but hey, at least I can skip the cut scenes on this game. YAAAAY! I am also not looking forward to the crazy centaur dudes in Land of the Dragons. >:(

fandom, i am awesome, kingdom hearts

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