A horrible Pick up line

[celestialwolf88]

Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.

I laughed so hard when I found that...
Probably because earlier me and Roni were talking about the japanese penis festival...

Comments

[apollyonlocust]

Oh, I like magic, alright...

YOU MAY CAST AWAY WITH YOUR MAGIC MEAT WAND!

Where do you find such things, you silly person?

[celestialwolf88]

I don't know I Googled pick up lines and there was a site with a lot of rude/ridiculous ones.

[thatrandomkid]

I think they have magic confused with messy.

[celestialwolf88]

... Ni it's better with the word Magic. Otherwise there would be no reason to say meat "wand"

[thatrandomkid]

I was being sarcastic you crazy woman.

[celestialwolf88]

Of course you were....
You have a meat wand.

[thatrandomkid]

ALLAKAZAM!

[celestialwolf88]

...You probably should wave that around. You might poke someone's eye out.

[thatrandomkid]

Or impregnate them.

[celestialwolf88]

I'm sure I should have typed shouldn't but saying you should is certainly weirder...

And I don't think you can impregnate someone by waving it around...

[thatrandomkid]

Apparently I can, because you're on birth control.

:D

[celestialwolf88]

*giggles*
You're ridiculous.