I LOVE IT WHEN REALTORS PLAY JOKES ON ME...ERR..

Aug 30, 2004 11:52

***ring ring** **ring ring**

ME: "Good afternoon TREB..this is Lesley"
CALLER: " *STRONG SOUTHERN ACCENT* This is Jeremy...I need to sell my cottage"
ME: "A cottage in Las Vegas???? *insert sarcasm and stiffling a laugh**
CALLER: "Yes 1 Bedroom, Half bath....I wahs myself in the sink"
ME: "How does that work out for you?"
CALLER: "Very difficult with my peg leg"
ME: "Who is this"
CALLER: "JEREMY!!! I told you this"
ME: "OK Jeremy, I would be happy to email you some rates if you happen to have internet access in your cottage"
CALLER: "NO, no internet..can you bring it to me?"
ME: "No, but I can email it to you"
CALLER: "I don't have internet"
ME: "I'm sorry, I can mail it to you?"
CALLER: "My cottage doesn't have a mailbox...it's too expensive"
ME: "OK, well your home will sell more if you have a mailbox...so buy a mailbox then call me and I'll mail you the information"
CALLER: "OK, have a great day"
ME: "You too"

omg.....too funny....
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