Dear Me
If you read urban exploration websites before going to bed, don't be surprised to dream about victorian architecture, especially an asylum. However what is surprising is that the asylum was turned into a theme park.
Love, Me
Dear Me
What's with your dreams lately dude? The Eddie Izzard one a week ago was weird enough.
Love, Me
Dear Me
When you read a poster and see the word "infiltration" and do a double take and realise it says "information", you have clearly been reading too many urban exploration websites
Love, Me
Dear Pat / Grotbags
Leave already
Love,Me
Dear Berk
Don't get too comfortable. I plan to sleep in my bed tonight.
Love, Me
Dear hand
WTF? I hope this is eczema. Where the hell did that come from? Here, have some Dream Cream.
Love, Me
Dear Ashleigh and Simon
Where were you dudes? I missed you at the jewellery class tonight! It was too quiet. Sad that you didn't get on the course. See you next time?
Love, Me.
Dear crappy tooth
Don't even think about it.
Love, Me.