Saturday was such a cluster-fuck until Christine and I finally got our shit together for the party. We bought so much food and so much booze that we never thought we'd run out. 24 beers, 2 bottles of vodka, tequila, rum, 4 bottles of wine, kabobs, rice, shrimp, veggies, chips & queso, 1 coconut cake, tonics, 3 bags of ice, and more. We were so frustrated and tired by the time the party was supposed to begin poor Christine broke down crying and I smelled like bbq and decided tonight we were going to be as effin rowdy as we want. Birthday girl and Move-in girl. Yes, we did drink way too much. Yes, we took hundreds of photos. Yes we harassed anyone who passed out and got in physical fights and crashed a toga party across the street at 5am. It was alllll worth it. Here are the photographs -
The foodz
Christine's apartment pre-party
Christine and Chris and their 5 second rule game.
Coconut Pie with a Kitkat bar cross
Harvey and I, Kabob tango
Watching Blake's movie for Christine.
The beautiful Ms Tiana
Deja Vu
Porch monkeys
A work in progress
Home made.
Sad Flower
Drew, the German Politician
Robert modeling for self.
Theme of the night
Inside Joke
Vice
Versa
Old school!
Camera, alcohol, camera, alcohol
Birthday Girl!!!!
Tod (Ted?) and Nikki
I've got a Jewish joke for youuuuuu.
5 years old
Candid Camera
Untitled
Alcohol, face paint, alcohol, face paint
A Mr. John, the Vibrators man.
Yeah, which one's the gay one right?
Doll hanging on invisible string.
DECENT.
Indecent!
Rachael-land
and Niko arrives
Ashy Feet
Birthday Girl again
Beer!
Christine grabbing inappropriate areas
John and Autumn
and Wizard Boots
The party moved to the floor.
"Hey, sorry I touched your ass earlier."
"No, it was my junk."
"ass...."
Harassing the passed out Drew.
Too much fun?
Peace at last
"Drew, stay still. I need a prop."
Brooks shows up, saves my wall.
A 'Christine' story, me thinks
Singing along to the Frogs
Chil'ins, this is what drugs do to you.
Mural dance
Niko!
Brownies or ecstasy
Shinanigans
Autumn's lovely work
The magical porch booze
Robert and Harvey
Jesus on the porch.
Rachael is the first to go, at 4am
Then Chris
Then Robert
Bathroom photoshoot
Satan on the porch
the Porch... on drugs
Then it gets weird. It was 5am and these dudes in togas start walking down the street. We had to harass them. Apparently there was a party across the street. So Drew, Niko, and I went.
nerd
Drugs, and more girls than guys.
Then we left, Niko stole some of their booze, and I passed out at 6am. God bless.
Sleeping Beauties.
The end.