I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE BLACKHAWKS OKAY (This barely skims the surface...)
Click to viewI really fucking love this team. I miss Soupy and Verbeauty/Steeger and Brouwer ;_; (and Laddy! and Burrish! and Fraser- so fucking pretty!)
I have never in my life had as much affection for a sports team as I do for the blackhawks okay. Not only do I love that they're absolute GOOFBALLS (even deadpan Capt Serious Johnny Toews!)
but I'm like actually emotionally invested in their success in the playoffs, lol. I WATCH HOCKEY GAMES, OKAY. I even watch old hockey games.
Tazer is my obvious and absolute favorite. I find everything he does amazing and adorable (AFRAID OF PIGEONS. JUDGING PEOPLE WHO EAT HOTDOGS. LOL), observe:
ALSO:
I love how fucking monotone (LOL SNOOKI) he is except when you rile him up or catch him off guard. I love that his team picks on him - clearly because they ADORE HIM. Whatever okay. I have a lot of feelings about Jonathan Toews.
But ALSO: DUNCAN KEITH (who supports the awesome You Can Play Anti-Homophobia-in-Sports effort).
BRENT(BB BRENT AND BB FRAZ AND BB LADDY) SEABROOKS (WHO FINALLY TIED UP THE SCORE TONIGHT ♥ Thank you bb).
PATRICK SHARP. and
PATRICK. FUCKING. WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE. KANE. UGH. Also he's TINY (LOL STAAAALS), so it's hilarious when he does things like THIS
I want to punch him in the face ALL THE TIME and cry hysterically because that's NOT AT ALL WHAT I WANT TO DO TO HIS STUPID FACE.
Also if you watch nothing else, you have to watch these:
AND MY BBS HITTING UP THE WHITE HOUSE
I need them to win all the fucking time okay.
In conclusion: welcome to the frat house
[Next up: THE STAALS! and the SKINNY TIGHT PANTS]
Bonus SOUPY:
