I think I am secretly an environmental terrorist?
Last night I had this weird dream. It was long and full of plots, but I can't remember most of it, the part that really sticks out is this one about this kitten. Me and two other people were walking down a street full of shops, and we saw a kitten go into this handbag store that looked a lot like CVS on the inside. We were like, 'oh what a cute kitten, lets go find it.' And then we got in there and it had been made into a handbag. Except it was like, still a full kitten, just with a handle and a zipper in its back. It was kind of um... extremely sad. So we stole it from the evil Handbag-People and brought it with us. Throughout the rest of the dream it kept fluctuating between being a live kitten we were trying to save, and a purse-kitten we were also trying to save. I think maybe the purse kitten was maybe alive? I don't know.
And then there was this part about some rich lady talking about her fur coat, documentary-style. Except it wasn't a coat, it was a duvet. Just like stuffed with animal skin. She kept talking about how it wasn't wrong, because it kept her warm in the winter.
Then there was a party at the lady's house and I was there, and us and some dude were outside watching a movie on a giant projector screen. It started off with these brown eggs in a nest. She said that I could zoom the movie out if I wanted to, because most people preferred to watch it that way, which I thought was weird. And then I think the movie world and the real world blended together, because suddenly I was the Fur Coat Lady and I was hanging out at the top of this big cliff, and at the bottom of it was a huge pool of clear blue-y water. Sooo of course I jumped down into the water which was only like 5 feet deep. The was down was AWESOME though, it felt like flying out over the lake. Anyway so then I walked over to this platform thing that was also magically high up. There were foldup-y metal chairs there set up for an audience. (It looked a lot like where we had been watching the movie in the first place.) It was for some big corporationy guy to try to sell whatever he was selling, and it had something to do with hurting the environment. SOO I was pissed (I guess Fur Coat Lady was now an environmental activist) and went to the edge of the cliff to look at the water again. The guy was there and he said I should jump off again. I was too scared to because this water was more shallow. But the flying had been really cool.
THEN. BACK WITH THE KITTEN PEOPLE. We were now officially environmental terrorists, running around in an airport with the kitten, trying to leave the country. We ran into an elevator, the kind with door that open on both sides. Me and my sister ran out one way, but when we turned around the guy we were with had dropped our bag full of stuff down the flight of stairs the other doors had opened to, and two security guards had him by the arms.
THE END.
And then there was this part about some rich lady talking about her fur coat, documentary-style. Except it wasn't a coat, it was a duvet. Just like stuffed with animal skin. She kept talking about how it wasn't wrong, because it kept her warm in the winter.
Then there was a party at the lady's house and I was there, and us and some dude were outside watching a movie on a giant projector screen. It started off with these brown eggs in a nest. She said that I could zoom the movie out if I wanted to, because most people preferred to watch it that way, which I thought was weird. And then I think the movie world and the real world blended together, because suddenly I was the Fur Coat Lady and I was hanging out at the top of this big cliff, and at the bottom of it was a huge pool of clear blue-y water. Sooo of course I jumped down into the water which was only like 5 feet deep. The was down was AWESOME though, it felt like flying out over the lake. Anyway so then I walked over to this platform thing that was also magically high up. There were foldup-y metal chairs there set up for an audience. (It looked a lot like where we had been watching the movie in the first place.) It was for some big corporationy guy to try to sell whatever he was selling, and it had something to do with hurting the environment. SOO I was pissed (I guess Fur Coat Lady was now an environmental activist) and went to the edge of the cliff to look at the water again. The guy was there and he said I should jump off again. I was too scared to because this water was more shallow. But the flying had been really cool.
THEN. BACK WITH THE KITTEN PEOPLE. We were now officially environmental terrorists, running around in an airport with the kitten, trying to leave the country. We ran into an elevator, the kind with door that open on both sides. Me and my sister ran out one way, but when we turned around the guy we were with had dropped our bag full of stuff down the flight of stairs the other doors had opened to, and two security guards had him by the arms.
THE END.