Oh my god Endy...you scare me so.
LJ stalking horror - a report by celectis.
fightfair is stalking celectisfightfair's REAL name :Fuchs Bowdenfightfair's REAL DOB :17th November 1988Height :182 cmWeight : 69.6 kgfightfair has dreamt about you : 8 times fightfair became interested in you : 28th September 2006fightfair's latest dream about you fightfair dreamt that you had got married to another person. fightfair produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.This is how fightfair describes your relationship behind your back 'I don't want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death to us part and all that.'fightfair's been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well fightfair has them.They've even started modifying their body for you fightfair has celectis tattooed right across their chest.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.
The Police No. calls to the police : 15 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is celectis, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of fightfair is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."fightfair's Police File fightfair is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.
Testimonies about fightfair
kichi_su - Geek isn't the word
'I can't believe what I'm hearing! fightfair a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes...'
animixter - Fart N Flirt
'I used to love fightfair. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'
bluestraggler - Lord of the Irn-Bru
'Uncool and unhip fightfair is just plain shit!'
Lol you saw nothing.