three years ago today i met Boyd in person for the first time. i showed up with a fuckload of groceries, he let me talk his ears sore while i put shit away, and then we made out all over the fucking kitchen counter
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Understatement of the millennium: That was a good day.
Kids. Seriously, we gotta invest in some puppy gates. Why is it always MY ankles??? Why not your ankles, I'm sure they taste just as good. Actually they do, I have experience here.
it's your ankles because yours are the ones on the ground and mine are the ones way the fuck up wrapped around your waist, because i'm the midget who has to sit on the counter.
now i'm imagining trying to make out with you if you were the one sitting on the counter. i could make out with your dick but that's about it. that plan also doesn't suck, though.
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Kids. Seriously, we gotta invest in some puppy gates. Why is it always MY ankles??? Why not your ankles, I'm sure they taste just as good. Actually they do, I have experience here.
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it's your ankles because yours are the ones on the ground and mine are the ones way the fuck up wrapped around your waist, because i'm the midget who has to sit on the counter.
now i'm imagining trying to make out with you if you were the one sitting on the counter. i could make out with your dick but that's about it. that plan also doesn't suck, though.
well. sucking is part of the plan, but yanno.
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I might, uh. Go into the kitchen now. For a snack. Or something. Just sayin.
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