Deck the halls.

[prettyboy_boyd]

Holiday greetings, y'all! Hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas. I thought I'd sneak in there and post a little somethin' after the Christmas chaos and before the New Year mayhem. :)

Lets see. Since someone already spilled the beans on the TV show thing, I guess I won't bore you with that info again...but if you'd like to stay posted, they've

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[frankier0]

look who has a motherfucking imdb page.

[prettyboy_boyd]

That's just how I roll, my homie.

ps. the spell check thing says homie is spelled horniest. go figure!

[frankier0]

that is entirely inaccurate and slanderous. the staff at this place is quite attentive to giving frequent dehornyfyings.

[prettyboy_boyd]

Yeah no, we should complain to the management about the spell check's lying ways. It's horrible.

Also, dehornyfyings?? Really? That should so be Webster's new word for 2010.

[frankier0]

Boydalicious was the word of 2007. i'm on a roll.

[prettyboy_boyd]

We should just put out our own dictionary and things would be a lot easier. All arguments would automatically be won by "hey, it is too a word, it's in our dictionary!". The end.

[frankier0]

scrabble would never be the same. though i'm not sure i'll ever get all the letters together for asscrackistan or boydosexual.

[prettyboy_boyd]

FrankenBoyd and tattoaholic would probably be a little tricky as well. If we do the dictionary thing, we might have to just go ahead and invent our own word games too, babe.

[frankier0]

whatever it is, it has to involve stripping.

I'm also bummed i didn't think of this sooner. i could have made you a small fortune.

[prettyboy_boyd]

....oh good Lord.

[frankier0]

something needs to keep you cozy during the half hour a day i'm not all over you.

[prettyboy_boyd]

Um. Don't we usually cuddle during that half an hour rest anyway? I dunno, I think it's pretty cozy already. But if I'm gonna have one, could I get one with streamers? Might as well do it up right, after all.

[frankier0]

sure! do you want a squeak toy in the undercarriage?

[prettyboy_boyd]

I, um. Well. I have this sudden vision of Peppers trying to um, yeah. And you know how high that bitch can jump, babe.

[frankier0]

that's a good point. if i might make a related point about the tassles and the cat...

it'd look good on you, though. in my head, you're stretched out in front of a fireplace, bathed in soft light, a mile of skin and muscle, fingering your tassles coyly with the look of a lady who always gets what he wants.

[prettyboy_boyd]

Oh shit. Excellent point.

Hmm. What if I only wanted you? Would I still get what I wanted?