I have been on Earth for a few days now... and have made my way to a place called "Toronto". It's interesting, really, the amount of coffee shops I've seen here... as well as the number of sidewalk sausage vendors. Still looking for some machines that will make nice music in my smithy back in Middle-Earth.
Actually I found a really fantastic record store at Queen St. and Spadina. In fact they had several records made by a guy that looks exactly like me. And he is quite good, this Celebrimbor
look-alike.