Bah.
I don't want to be a druggie or an evil bitch. They both take too much effort.
I'll just go back to being the shiny-happy queen of prozac, if everyone doesn't mind.
Which means:
Elrond(s) lay off the son-in-law for a bit, okay?
Estel, don't exaggerate lie so much just because Elrond was mean..
Elladan, the fact that you are a hermaphrodite now is NO EXCUSE to get knocked up and bring even more horse/mutant children into the world.
Elrohir, ...... ............. .. . . . . . . . . no comment.
Arwen, cheer up dear. You aren't fat, and you have lovely elf!boobies just like the rest of the women in our family.
Arthur, your offspring-of-Isildur thing had better be beautiful, Issyish, and completely free of mutation. Or else.
Tolman, stop kicking the cat. She bites.
Peony, I'm teaching you a new recipe! Today we learn how to cook Uncle Ben's Instant Rice.
Maglor, I don't care what you're smoking, just don't do it in the house.
I'll just go back to being the shiny-happy queen of prozac, if everyone doesn't mind.
Which means:
Elrond(s) lay off the son-in-law for a bit, okay?
Estel, don't exaggerate lie so much just because Elrond was mean..
Elladan, the fact that you are a hermaphrodite now is NO EXCUSE to get knocked up and bring even more horse/mutant children into the world.
Elrohir, ...... ............. .. . . . . . . . . no comment.
Arwen, cheer up dear. You aren't fat, and you have lovely elf!boobies just like the rest of the women in our family.
Arthur, your offspring-of-Isildur thing had better be beautiful, Issyish, and completely free of mutation. Or else.
Tolman, stop kicking the cat. She bites.
Peony, I'm teaching you a new recipe! Today we learn how to cook Uncle Ben's Instant Rice.
Maglor, I don't care what you're smoking, just don't do it in the house.