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[celebrianrules]

Somewhere in that mess I gave birth to twin things. A girl and a boy.

:)

The girl's name is Butch, and the boy's name is Priscilla. That's Butch Gimli Peredhil and Priscilla Ulmo Halfelven.

LOVE THEM AND DESPAIR.

Right. Going to bed now. *nurses babies and falls asleep*

Comments

[lordof_imladris]

...must ask mum and dad if they ever had relatives named Butch and Priscilla.

*cuddles Priscilla*

*insert fatherly things*

[lordof_imladris]

Because my mun is incredibly sickminded and sees double meaning, that meant PATERNAL FATHERLY AWW HELLO WELCOME TO THE WORLD BULLSHIT AND NOTHING ELSE YOU FUCKING PERVERTS.

[celebrianrules]

Aww. Your mun needs to be locked up in the nuthouse a lollipop. *gives*

Re:

[lordof_imladris]

Yes I know. *cuddles infant thing*

*puts lollipop in his pocket for later to give to his mun*

[ladyelwing]

I, um, don't think so.

You just go on being a good daddy. Have a cigar. And some whiskey.

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[lordof_imladris]

I think I will. Thanks mum. :)

[celebrianrules]

:)

zzzzzzzzzzz

:) :)

[lordof_imladris]

:)

*hugs*

*takes kiddies away so they don't wake her up*

:)