A Letr frum Viktoreea "Posh" Beckham
U may hav herd my artikel - or red it pffft - that i hav nevr red a buk b4. lyk i hav tym.
i am 2 pretee to reed and hav 2 work owt al day long 2 keep mi man frum leafing me. he is pretee. me 2.
and i am not b-cuming the new cat-lady of plastik serjery - i am nach- nachur- nachurully this pretee u r just haterz.
i go now 2 see mi kids with play with nahnee. and then work out and then hav sex with David.
buks are for fat girls.
chow-
Posh <-- i am smrt 2 hav a short name.