GIANT CORNFLAKE ATTACKS HAND
I'm having a pretty shitty day.
I just want to sit in a corner, blast some Morissey, and cry my fucking eyes out.
I got to work at 8:30am...didn't start eating breakfast till 5 minutes ago.
Yeah...I bought the fucking banana for my fucking cereal at 8:32 this morning and I'm finally eating it 4 hours later.
There was an upside - as the corn flakes cascaded out of the box and into my bowl, this behemoth of cornflake nearly took out me, my bowl, and my entire desk:
It made me smile..and it was yummy.
Stupid Whores can Suck it!