You know you wanna...
Where do I get this shit?
...another bite of Story Five. I still have no idea what I'm calling it.
He has wiles. Wily wiles. Seriously. Like, people have told him this. And by people, he totally means Brendon and sometimes Tony and that one time that Frank sort of Hmmed and nodded when Ryan asked him. So, yeah, people. And Ryan can TOTALLY use his wily wiles to make Spencer Brown love him FOREVER. Maybe not Disney love or anything, but at least, like, Moulin Rouge love, but without the coughing up blood and dying, thing. Also, Ryan can totally sing better than Nicole Kidman. Seriously. Bitch is a fucking screechy harpy, and Ryan is only a little tiny bit jealous of her awesome clothes.
...another bite of Story Five. I still have no idea what I'm calling it.
He has wiles. Wily wiles. Seriously. Like, people have told him this. And by people, he totally means Brendon and sometimes Tony and that one time that Frank sort of Hmmed and nodded when Ryan asked him. So, yeah, people. And Ryan can TOTALLY use his wily wiles to make Spencer Brown love him FOREVER. Maybe not Disney love or anything, but at least, like, Moulin Rouge love, but without the coughing up blood and dying, thing. Also, Ryan can totally sing better than Nicole Kidman. Seriously. Bitch is a fucking screechy harpy, and Ryan is only a little tiny bit jealous of her awesome clothes.