[fic] - Twice shy - 1/1 - Torchwood
This sounded somewhat less cracky in my head, oh well, hope you like it.
Title: Twice shy
Author: Ceindreadh
Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: <300
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Crack!fic
Warnings: borderline kinky or completely crack!fic depending on your pov.
Unbeta'ed and written late at night.
Summary:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Torchwood characters, I'm only borrowing them, and I promise to return them in minty fresh condition when I'm finished.
This sounded much less cracky in my head. I'm sorry, I'm sooo sorry!
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"I can't believe you did that to me."
"I'm sorry, how many more times do I have to say it?"
"Well that depends...on how long it takes for me to be able to sit down without wincing."
"I just don't know what came over me. I couldn't help myself; you were just there and looking so irresistible. Really, waving it around like that, looking so luscious and sweet. What did you expect me to do?"
"Oh so it's all my fault now?"
"Look, at least let me get you a cushion. Or maybe I could make it up to you in some 'other' way."
"I think you've done enough for today, haven't you? Just leave me alone."
"You're going to sulk now for the rest of the day now, aren't you?"
"Am not."
"Are too."
"I am not sulking."
"That would sound much more impressive without the pout...or the sticking out your tongue."
"Haven't you got paperwork to attend to?"
"This is you trying to get rid of me so you can lick your wounds in peace, isn't it? You sure I can't help you with that?"
"If you think I'm letting your mouth anywhere near my wounds, wounds that you inflicted on me, in case you've forgotten!"
"Mmm, don't think I'll ever forget it."
"That look on your face is rather disturbing...but strangely arousing."
"Changed your mind about letting me lick your wounds? I've been told that my lips function remarkably well when it comes to 'kissing things better'."
"I may be open to persuasion."
"Among other things I'm sure."
"There's just one condition."
"I know. And I promise you Jack, I will never again bite you on the arse."
"Never is an awfully long time Ianto. How about just not again today."
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The End
Title: Twice shy
Author: Ceindreadh
Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Word Count: <300
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Crack!fic
Warnings: borderline kinky or completely crack!fic depending on your pov.
Unbeta'ed and written late at night.
Summary:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Torchwood characters, I'm only borrowing them, and I promise to return them in minty fresh condition when I'm finished.
This sounded much less cracky in my head. I'm sorry, I'm sooo sorry!
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"I can't believe you did that to me."
"I'm sorry, how many more times do I have to say it?"
"Well that depends...on how long it takes for me to be able to sit down without wincing."
"I just don't know what came over me. I couldn't help myself; you were just there and looking so irresistible. Really, waving it around like that, looking so luscious and sweet. What did you expect me to do?"
"Oh so it's all my fault now?"
"Look, at least let me get you a cushion. Or maybe I could make it up to you in some 'other' way."
"I think you've done enough for today, haven't you? Just leave me alone."
"You're going to sulk now for the rest of the day now, aren't you?"
"Am not."
"Are too."
"I am not sulking."
"That would sound much more impressive without the pout...or the sticking out your tongue."
"Haven't you got paperwork to attend to?"
"This is you trying to get rid of me so you can lick your wounds in peace, isn't it? You sure I can't help you with that?"
"If you think I'm letting your mouth anywhere near my wounds, wounds that you inflicted on me, in case you've forgotten!"
"Mmm, don't think I'll ever forget it."
"That look on your face is rather disturbing...but strangely arousing."
"Changed your mind about letting me lick your wounds? I've been told that my lips function remarkably well when it comes to 'kissing things better'."
"I may be open to persuasion."
"Among other things I'm sure."
"There's just one condition."
"I know. And I promise you Jack, I will never again bite you on the arse."
"Never is an awfully long time Ianto. How about just not again today."
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The End