Sun, 18:31: RT @ DuckHumor: Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change t…
Mon, 06:40: RT @ DuckHumor: Only in math problems can you buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Mon, 10:25: RT @ qikipedia: If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays. - ANONYMOUS
Mon, 10:31: RT @ SusanCalman: I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki! Next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands! Just shouted that …