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[ceilingitou]

[VICTORIA | Default Unhackable]

[journal clicks on in the middle of him exclaiming something, also scrambling noises]

--ck! GODDAMNIT, BONNEFOY! Put some clothes on!

[pushes the dude out, tries to close the door, it falls apart prrcccckt!]

Goddamnit, this door! [kicks it]

[a little while later, seething:]Captain von Karma, I have no idea what

Comments

[karmauberalles]

...Is he really-

He is going to be off my ship. I don't care how much paperwork I have to do.

[ceilingitou]

I believe he was sleepwalking, but with the lack of functional doors in the ship, you can imagine how much easier he can get around and terrorize helpless soldiers in their beds.

[karmauberalles]

Yes, I'm going to deal with that as well. This is just getting absurd.

[ceilingitou]

I am more concerned about the doors. Perhaps the boatswains can begin arranging for the small matter of repairing them? It is difficult to sleep, thinking that anyone can come in at any moment.

[voice]

[karmauberalles]

I was planning on that. I'm just hoping the quartermasters remembered to stock up on replacement hinge-

[slight pause, then the shuffling of paperwork]

Ah, of course. They're in the inventory.

[voice]

[ceilingitou]

[winces at someone passing outside his door]

He is stalking outside, sir.

[voice]

[karmauberalles]

I'm addressing it as we speak.