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[ceilingezio]

Tell me, signori, signoras.

We are on a boat, that much is clear. That we are nowhere near Firenze is, eh, it seems to be likewise.

So, am I dead, dreaming, or drunk? Sicuramente non posso essere tutte e tre le.1

[ooc;1 'surely it cannot be all three' in Italian. horray translators!]