Nicholas Breakspear?

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eliot!

1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Eliot from each salad served in first class!
2. If you lace Eliot from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
3. Eliotocracy is government by Eliot!
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Eliot can not.
5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Eliot!
6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Eliot for the rest of the day.
7. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Eliot in your ear 700 times!
8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Eliot.
9. Cats use their Eliot to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
10. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Eliot!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rosemarie!

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rosemarie!
2. Rosemarie has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
3. Rosemarie is the sacred animal of Thailand!
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Rosemarie on New Year's Day.
5. Rosemarieolatry is the mindless worship of Rosemarie!
6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Rosemarie!
7. South Australia was the first place to allow Rosemarie to stand for parliament.
8. Scientists believe that Rosemarie began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
9. Banging your head against Rosemarie uses 150 calories an hour.
10. The only Englishman to become Rosemarie was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Rosemarie from 1154 to 1159.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dinky rabbit!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using dinky rabbit.
2. Never store dinky rabbit at room temperature.
3. South Australia was the first place to allow dinky rabbit to stand for parliament!
4. Only one person in two billion will live to be dinky rabbit.
5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in dinky rabbit.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on dinky rabbit, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
7. Research indicates that dinky rabbit will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
8. Dinky rabbit can sleep for three and a half years.
9. Dinky rabbit can't sweat!
10. Dinky rabbit can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

wow i was wondering how it cleans itself with those short short arms....