After the less than happytimes brought about by the latest part of the Sparkle Project (thanks to everybody who read it and commented, I got a huge response from equally pissed off readers. It's nice to know sane people don't think sexual harassment = love.) I thought it was time for some light happy fun with a slightly shallow edge.
Meme taken from
blood_skittles The Unmentionables Meme!
#1 List 5 men or women that you'd sleep with but would never normally confess to. [With pics]
#2 Explain why you keep them a secret.
#3 Tag!
Considering how open I am about my terrible taste in men and women, this was seriously hard to put together but I gave it my best shot.
1. Jeremy Vine: British newsies can kick arse too. And this guy was Frank N Furter for one night, which hits that kink right on target. Come on American media, we want a Rocky Horror night from you guys!
2. Tom Stade: He's not my usual type at all (for one he's conventionally attractive!) but I think I'll blame the accent.
3. Dougie Vipond: He's the head sports reporter on Reporting Scotland. For some reason sports fanboying is adorable to me even though I hate sports (see Keith Olbermann) and the lovely homegrown accent is definitely a plus.
4. Sarah Vowell: Because smart cheeky nerds are sexy.
5. Brad Jones (a.k.a. the Cinema Snob): It's all in the voice. Just go to TGWTG.com and you'll see what I mean.
John, Griff and the
sock thank you for your time.